That Time I Got Sent to Another World Where All of the Girls Are Super Hot and Super Into Me Because I Am Super Strong and Have Very Powerful Abilities that God Gave to Me Because Me and Them Were Friends When I Was in Grade School and God Is Actually A Loli Who is Also in Love with Me Because I Am A Super Epic Person Who Will Defeat The Demon Lord Who Threatens The Entire World but the Demon Lord Actually is in Love With Me and the Demon Lord is a Super Hot Busty Babe Who is Actually Just Trying to Get My Attention Because I Have a Cellphone That Can Contact the Internet and Can Get Anything Shipped To Me Within 2 Days But I Barely Need It Because I Am Actually the Most Strongest Guy Alive Because I Have Super Strong Powers Like Being Able to Lift Your Mom Really Easily Which is Nearly Impossible Because Your Mom is So Fat But is Actually A Secret Anime Busty Babe Who is Really into Me Because I Am Super Cool and Better Than Your Dad Because He is Super Lame Which I Am Not:

Reward 1.33 - That time I was reincarnated into another world and was rewarded for grabbing asses

One scene change later, we had arrived at the Adventurer's Guild, Kickass Isekai LitRPG Fantasy Starter Town branch. I kickflipped through the door, doing a double-frontflip to scoop and sheath my board in one slick as fuck motion. I stood, triumphant in my successful pulling off of that trick, but also the slime thing too I guess.

"Quest complete!" I declared with a grin. Wanda followed in behind me, causing a few people to do a double-take at her [Sexy Maid Outfit]. She shot finger guns at them, which was probably her way of threatening them in case they got any big ideas. I walked to the receptionist counter, and slammed my palm on the bell on the counter several dozen times to announce my presence.

The receptionist turned and walked two steps, arriving at the counter with a frown on her face. I grimaced inwardsly. She must be having a bad day. She was probably being harassed by other adventurers, I thought, giving her cleavage a sad, sympathetic smile. I wondered if I could solve her problems for her, preferably with murder. I'd have to ask her after I finished collecting my rewards!

"I'm here to claim my quest rewards," I informed her, slapping a bag of [Slime Asses] onto the counter. "What do I get?"

She looked down at the bag, activating some kind of [Appraisal] skill on it, before nodding. "It looks like they're all here. If you look at the [Quest] listing, you can see the rewards listed at the bottom, by the way. It should be in your [Quest] log as well."

Hm, that's right, I forgot about my [Quest] log! I guess I should probably check that, shouldn't I?"

[Quests]

Main Story Quest:

DEFEAT THE DEMON LORD

-Kill the Demon Lord who threatens the entire world!

Rewards:

-500 XP

-Unique Achievement: 'The Big Damn Hero'

-600 Gacha Coins

-?????????

Main Story Quest:

Find a Princess

-Your harem isn't complete without a princess! Ask around town and find one to pad out your party!

Rewards:

-150 XP

-Unique Achievement: "Royal Cuisine"

-New Party Member

Side Quest:

Collect 10 Slime Asses

-You have been tasked with killing [Slimes] in the area and collecting 10 of the [Common] drop: [Slime Ass]

Rewards:

-50 XP

-[Healing Potion] x 3

-50 Adventurer's Guild Upvotes

-Slime Hat [Common Helmet]

Collection Quest:

Golden Joey Bones

-Collect all 99 of the Golden Joey Bones hidden around the world!

-Status: 0/99

Rewards:

-Unique Skill: [Ultramax GrindNova]

-Hidden Boss Fight

-True Ending

-[Healing Potion] x 2

-50 XP

Hmm... there were a couple quests on there I didn't remember adding. That's probably nothing worth worrying about, though! I glanced up at the receptionist, who was giving me a patient smile while holding her hand out, palm up.

I gave her a low five, and her smile tightened a bit. "N-no," she said, "Your Adventurer's Trading Card, please."

"Oh, right," I said, reaching into my backpack and shuffling around past the leftover ketchup to find my card. I handed it to her, and she adjusted her glasses, staring intently at my card. I was a bit confused for a second at why she was ogling my picture when the real deal was right in front of her, but then realized that she was probably appraising it somehow.

"I just need to confirm that you actually killed those slimes, rather than just stealing the [Slime Asses] from another Adventurer."

I frowned. "How can you tell that by looking at my card?" I asked, inviting more exposition and loredumping.

"Your card tracks a lot of your activity as an Adventurer," she explained. "The monsters or people you kill, your call data, your shopping history, and your quest log activity is all stored on the card. We can access that to confirm your quests have been completed successfully."

I nodded in understanding, basking in the warm sense of nostalgia the Orwellian surveillance gave me. "Just like home," I sighed quietly.

"Anyways, it looks like you beat the slimes, so... eh?!" She blinked at my card and reread some invisible text, before looking up at me in shock. "You beat a [Slime King]?!"

"Maybe," I replied. "Would that be a good thing or a bad thing?"

She looked at the card in disbelief. "Uh... good. Really good. At level 6?"

"Then, yes."

She took my card and walked away from the counter. I stared in alarm at this blatant robbery, but then remembered that she was a hot busty anime babe, and so was implicitly trustworthy. I relaxed and waited while she did some clerical (paper, not prayer) bullshit in the back of the receptionist area. It was late afternoon, and the animal golems on the stage had just started to sing "Happy Birthday" to somebody named "One-Handed Joe". I walked over to check out the proceedings, hoping I might be able to sneak a piece of cake or pizza.

"E-excuse me. Hiro-san?" A slightly nervous but also very waifuable voice asked from behind me.

I turned to see that one elf chick from the restaurant, dressed in casual clothes: a skirt, blouse, and vest. I almost didn't recognize her without her cook outfit, but then realized that she was an elf, and so therefore must be the same elf cook I had met the other day.

"Eh?" I muttered intelligently.

She clenched her jaw and fixed her gaze on me. She seemed to be struggling with either how to phrase something, or perhaps constipation. She gave a determined nod and took a deep breath.

"I... I was really moved by the recipes you taught us the other day..." she confessed.

I nodded. "Yes, I am incredible."

"Well, the truth is, I--"

"Master, wan!" Wanda called from back by the receptionist desk. She waved at me, beckoning me over. I noticed that the big titty receptionist lady had appeared again, and smiled.

"No need to thank me," I told the elf, "I was just doing your job."

I walked over to the receptionist desk, and she followed me for some reason. She probably also had to get a [Quest] checked off. I walked a little faster to make sure she couldn't cut in line, and arrived back at the receptionist desk before her. I shot her a cocky grin before turning and hitting the action button at the receptionist, by which I mean I slammed my hand repeatedly on the bell again.

The receptionist glared passionately at me and interposed her hand, so that my hand landed on hers instead of the bell. I instantly blushed. T-this vixen! I knew she was totally into me from the fact that she was talking to me, but to be so forward as to try to hold my hand?! I turned away from her, pulling my hand to my bosom and kicking my foot bashfully.

"A-anyways..." she began, obviously doing her best to contain her raging lust, "I have good news! Your slaying of a Boss Monster earned you enough upvotes to advance to [SILVER RANK]!"

Instantly, my jaw dropped wide enough to make into a clickbait video thumbnail. I had progressed to [Silver Rank] just from that?! I was glad to be getting the respect I deserved, but I was still surprised nonetheless!

"That's great!" I said, but paused, as a rare thought flitted through the vast expanse of my giant brain. "But... wait... if that's the case, what about an [Elite Fours]? Would beating one of them make my rank go up as well?"

The receptionist nodded. "You mean one of the Demon Lord's generals? Beating one of them would probably shoot you to [Gold Rank] instantly!"

I puffed out my chest. "Well, then fire up that grill, because I just so happened to have beaten some skeleton jackass a few days ago."

She nodded. "Yeah, I saw that. The animation looked really high-budget."

"It was," I lied, "So does that mean..."

She winced and gave me a sympathetic grimace. "Unfortunately, you didn't have an [Adventurer's Trading Card] at the time, so it doesn't count."

Damn! I was so close to my goal, but I had been foiled once again by bureaucracy. "Well... at least it won't count those civilians I killed, either..." I thought out loud.

"What?"

"Nothing."

She handed my card back to me, and I marveled at the new silver finish on the border. I'd ranked up! One step closer to a princess! I just had to find some other big quest, or another [Elite Fours], and I'd be gold rank! Then it was just a matter of going to the King and asking to fuck his daughter! Soon I would...

"Um..." the elf said quietly, interrupting my rigorous harem-planning mental session.

"Oh, Bonbon-chan, wan!" Wanda said, recognizing the elf and waving to her. "Did anybody else survive the black hole, wan?"

"U-unfortunately, no..."

"RIP, wan!" Wanda barked solemnly, making some kind of abstract shape across her chest and coming close to flashing the entire guild several times. "A life cut short is a shame in the face of the gods and their plan. May the gods always bear the weight of this malfeasance, wan."

Bonbon's eyes widened. "Th-that... did you just trace the mark of Flavos? In that case, our paths crossing must truly have been ordained by fate! You see, I..."

"Hold that thought," I interrupted, staring off at the [Bulletin Board] at the edge of the room. Some official-looking officials had come and were putting a giant poster up. I grinned a smile. Everybody knew that the bigger the poster was, the bigger the reward! I grabbed Wanda by the arm and rushed away, moving as quickly as I could in case Bonbon tried to beat us there again.

This [Quest] was as good as mine!