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[You have reached your first, class upgrade!]
[Running basic conditions check... All conditions cleared!]
[Running advanced conditions check... All conditions cleared!]
[Running bonus conditions check... All conditions cleared!]
[Running hidden conditions check... All conditions cleared!]
[Running heroic conditions check... Result inconclusive.]
[Running epic conditions check... Failed.]
[Generating evolution tree... Done! New classes available!]
[Liche]
Master of the horde. The living death.
>> You cannot die since you are already dead.
>> If you build a seat of power over a mana vein you shall have access to unlimited mana.
>> Specters are now your best friends. You can summon one specter for each level you have.
>> Since you have shed your mortal shell, flesh no longer limits your mind. High level magic is now possible.
>> You can turn undead any creature you come in contact with.
>> There is no limit to the number of undead servants you can control however each reanimated body will consume additional mana.
Warning: Your race will change. [Probably human] ->> [Undead]
[Witchdoctor]
>> You appear to know what you’re doing, and your patients even have a chance to survive their treatment. Sometimes.
>> Brewing potions now takes half the time.
>> You take no damage from failed potions as you’ve learned to test them on someone else.
>> Depending on the state of your intoxication, you can now interact with beings from spiritual realm as if they were real.
>> No refunds.
Warning: You get twice the negative karma.
[Null]
Unknown.
Warning: Your race will change. [Probably human] ->> [Void]
[Pantsu thief]
>> 500% boost in stealth and agility
>> If detected, the next damage you receive have 100% probability of a critical strike.
>> Lecherous eye. You don’t need to see them to know what type they are.
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>> The hand of fate. Once a day you can try to steal a single item from a selected person in your field of view. Success rate is as follows: worn pantsu 95% chance, bra 62% chance, all clothing at once 27%, any other item in the possession of targeted individual 5%.
Warning: This class requires at least tier 9 Pervert title.
[Slaver]
Because a few is not enough, you wish to enslave the entire world.
>> There is no limit to how many slaves you can have.
>> You can enslave any being you touch if its level is lower than yours.
>> Probability of enslaving higher level being drops by five percent for every single level they have over you.
>> Your slave seal is permanent, and it remains in effect even after your death.
>> Your slave seal corrupts the mind of your slaves, erasing their free will and instilling unwavering loyalty.
>> Based on the slave’s mind corruption level, there is no limit to the orders you can give.
[Sin eater]
>> You walk hand in hand with death, shouldering the deeds of those who depart.
Warning: Your race will change. [Probably human] ->> [Damned]
[Hero]
>> Your best pall the truck-kun has this new gig for you.
>> Your spikey hair refuses to follow any laws of physics, courtesy of your lifetime supply of ACME hair Jell-O. [BY using this product you agree to relinquish all your rights to claims against ACME and its subsidiaries in the event of developing side effects that include but are not limited to the growth of third arm. Race and gender swap. Loss of hair. Excessive hair growth. Excessive sweating. Weak of libido. Lycanthropy.]
>> Any additional bonuses are dependent on the deity that summoned you to this world
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Warning: Negative karma has triple the impact on you while accumulating more than a million negative points will trigger instant death without another chance at rebirth.
[One shot wonder]
>> You have one chance to succeed at anything.
>> You best use it when it counts.
[Scion of Darkness]
>> [Your level is insufficient to access this information]
>> Unless you are a slime loving lunatic, you best avoid this profession.
>> Choosing this profession grants you the Heretic title.
>> Mortgage. By gazing into the eyes of others you can gage their remaining lifespan and the cause of their death.
Warning: Darkness has a soft spot for you. Ask and there shall be slime. Lots of it.
“Oh, that one looks kind of neat…”
In a place outside of time, a sneaky tentacle slithered towards the black screen that hovered above unconscious Joe.
“I SAY, WHAT MAY YOU BE DOING?”
The voice of dying stone and rusting iron spread shivers through the twitching darkness.
“Ahahaha… Um, Hi Di. I am not doing anything D. I just went for a walk. You know how much I like taking a stroll? That’s a hobby I’ve picked up quite recently.”
“I SEE. THEN PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CONTINUE YOUR STROLL SOMEWHERE, AWAY FROM HERE?”
“Ah, um, well…”
“YOU KNOW IT IS AGAINST THE RULES. THE MORTAL MUST MAKE THE CHOICE HIMSELF.”
“yes, I know D but…”
“THERE. IS. NO. BUT. NOT THIS TIME.”
“Uuuu… D, you, you… you meanie!”
Sprinkling the world with truck sized tears, the Darkness run away.
Avoiding one such teardrop, Death moved sideways, the end of her scythe, by accident bumping into the black screen.
[User input error. Recalculating the progression tree. New class found. Harbinger added to the list.]
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