《quick add ❕ ( byler & elmax ) st gc!》part 7628499183
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weballinfr is typing...
weballinfr fr sent a chat.
weballinfr: bro me dustin and max went to McDonald's w steve and robin and steve literally caused a whole scene
madmaxreal: literally like we should have left him in the car
eggosrbetterthanu: what did he do this time
alphamale69: who lied and said that there was an
among us happy meal at McDonald's
alphamale69: 😐
periodictablee: literally no one told you that
periodictablee: i looked in your yt watch history and seen "ordering the among us happy meal at 3AM (GONE WRONG)"
alphamale69: but it was real
alphamale69: they got attacked by the imposter after eating the mc chicken
willingtocommitcrimes: be so fr
mikewheelchair: nah cuz thats some shit holly would watch
womanenthusiast: bro rlly went up to the worker and said "can I get the among us happy meal"
womanenthusiast: the worker was literally so concerned
madmaxreal: and then he proceeded to yell at them for not having it
weballinfr: no cuz i had to personally step out the McDonald's and take a breather 💀
alphamale69: idk what you guys are talking about
alphamale69: I politely asked for the happy meal and they said "what the hell is an among us happy meal?"
periodictablee: i am so sick and tired
willingtocommitcrimes: and he wonders why no one likes him
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periodictablee is typing...
periodictablee sent a chat.
periodictablee: guys i think my fish ran away
weballinfr: ran away?
eggosrbetterthanu: how the hell
periodictablee: idk i woke up this morning and he was gone
periodictablee: like no trace of him at all
mikewheelchair: did it grow legs or sum
periodictablee: i think
madmaxreal: omfg
periodictablee: wait
periodictablee: i just remembered I accidentally left his tank open
periodictablee: and mews was in my room while i was sleeping
willingtocommitcrimes: i think mews ate your fish
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periodictablee: she wouldn't 🥺❤️
weballinfr: she would tho
weballinfr: she quite literally ate your shoe
weballinfr: u rlly think shes not gonna take the opportunity to devour your fish while the tank is wide open?💀
periodictablee: nvm she did
periodictablee: she just ran out of my room when i asked her abt tickle tipson😭💔
mikewheelchair: since when did it have a name
periodictablee: since forever? 🤨
madmaxreal: bro i would be happy to be dead if that was my name
periodictablee: wow
periodictablee: i cant believe you would say that
madmaxreal: bffr
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eggosrbetterthanu is typing...
eggosrbetterthanu sent a chat.
eggosrbetterthanu: will just told me im gonna get diabetes if i keep eating eggos so I locked him outside
willingtocommitcrimes: did i lie tho🤣
willingtocommitcrimes: wait pls let me in
madmaxreal: LMAOO
madmaxreal: dont let him in
willingtocommitcrimes: ik ed sheerans long lost twin isn't talking
madmaxreal: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
madmaxreal: so original
willingtocommitcrimes: let me in pls its freezing and glizzy gobbler is watching me through your room window
eggosrbetterthanu: as he should
weballinfr: can we all agree that glizzy gobbler is scarier than any horror movie
willingtocommitcrimes: real
periodictablee: literally
mikewheelchair: istg that isn't a cat
mikewheelchair: no normal cats act that way
eggosrbetterthanu: act like what
eggosrbetterthanu: glizzy gobbler is perfectly normal
weballinfr: u keep telling urself that...
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willingtocommitcrimes is typing...
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willingtocommitcrimes: hour 2 of being locked outside
willingtocommitcrimes: current mood: freezing cold 🥶
madmaxreal: HELP
willingtocommitcrimes: atleast i could make tiktoks without getting interrupted 😭
mikewheelchair: U HAVE BEEN OUT THERE FOR 2 HOURS??
weballinfr: GN
periodictablee: NAH CUZ SHE HAS BEEN ON ADOPT ME EVER SINCE SHE FIRST LOCKED HIM OUT
periodictablee: I JUST CHECKED RBLX💀
madmaxreal: BYE
madmaxreal: @eggosrbetterthanu
eggosrbetterthanu: what
eggosrbetterthanu: i was just about to get a legendary pet😐
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madmaxreal: you forgot will outside
madmaxreal: lol
eggosrbetterthanu: HELP
eggosrbetterthanu: HOLD ON
eggosrbetterthanu: I UNLOCKED IT😭
willingtocommitcrimes: BRO FINALLY
willingtocommitcrimes: I AM GONNA GET YOU BACK FOR THIS
eggosrbetterthanu: BRO MB
eggosrbetterthanu: I GOT DISTRACTED
willingtocommitcrimes:
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eggosrbetterthanu is typing...
eggosrbetterthanu sent a chat:
eggosrbetterthanu: YOU DID NOT JUST GIVE AWAY ALL MY ADOPT ME PETS
willingtocommitcrimes: L
eggosrbetterthanu: YOU ARE SO LUCKY I DONT KNOW YOUR PASSWORD
willingtocommitcrimes: exactly why i didn't tell you it❤️
eggosrbetterthanu: max im coming over
madmaxreal: bet
weballinfr: wait doesn't max know how to hack
willingtocommitcrimes: man cmon
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strappedrn is typing...
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strappedrn: man im so bored
alphamale69: same
periodictablee: stop speaking
alphamale69: 😡
strappedrn: im gonna go shoot pictures of mike
mikewheelchair: what🥰
willingtocommitcrimes: omg i do that too
willingtocommitcrimes: twins!!
strappedrn: 🥰❤️
weballinfr: what!!
periodictablee: drugs do bad things to us 💔
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strappedrn is typing...
strappedrn sent a chat.
strappedrn: alright who took my gun.😡😡
mikewheelchair: it was for your own good.❤️
strappedrn: kys
sayclicktakeapic: yall r crazy
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alphamale69 is typing...
alphamale69 sent a chat.
alphamale69: who wants to hop on fortblox? 🥶
weballinfr: FORTBLOX?
eggosrbetterthanu: me!!
willingtocommitcrimes: i am so done
periodictablee: where is the /j...
madmaxreal: im not even gonna question this anymore
womanenthusiast: me either
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balls
idrk how much longer im gonna keep this story going but yeah ‼️
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