y/n

let's get to know each other again?

LMAOOOO

you're funny for that

i'm being serious

don't you think i deserve some nice words from you after transferring 100k mora??

give me 200k and i'll consider it 💯

y/n that's too much

you're being irrational

fineee i'll lower it

150k and i'll consider it

ugh

fine

wait omg u actually did it 😭

thanks ig

anyway i'll listen to wtvr u gotta say now

great

let's start over

i know we aren't on the best terms rn but i rly want to start over w you

i miss you

u make me wanna throw my phone across the room

is that supposed to be romantic

no lol

i don't like u

im gna be straightforward w u but i don't understand why or how u expect me to be madly inlove w u after cheating on me twice

that's not how it works

and i'm not planning on changing my mind any time soon

i understand

do you rly?

of course

that's why i gave you 250k mora

bcs i want to start over w you

don't you think im being generous enough

no bc it's not 300k

if u were generous you'd give me another 50k but here we are

you are so fucking difficult

fine

this'll be my last transaction

thank you ☺️☺️

i received all transactions

i'm 300k mora richer

now will you consider starting over again?

mmm

no

find another way to convince me

or maybe not, i wouldn't complain

i'm coming over

YO WHWT???

WYM BY THAT

HELLO?

i know where u live

DAWG WAHT

YOURE FUCKIJG LYING

BFFR

i'm five mins away

get ready

HELL NO WHO DO U THINK U R 💀

BAIZHU IM BEING FR DONT COME OVER

HOE ANSWER UR MSGS DOMT COME OVER

ure an ass

im not opening the door for u

you heard three distant knocks on your door. you rolled your eyes. he can't take no for an answer can he?

turning your attention from the door to your phone again, you scrolled through twitter. it was a blessing your ex friends didn't entirely remove you from their life— they still had you added on twitter.

three knocks again. "y/n i know you hear me," baizhu called out to you. "i'm not leaving until you open the door. that's a promise."

ugh. he's so annoying. he cheated on you twice and then he wants to start over again a year later? what a joke.

whatever, he can just stay outside in the freezing cold. not your problem. you smugly smiled to yourself at the thought of baizhu freezing at your front doorstep until you heard a doorbell ringing. followed by another. and another.

that fucker kept ringing your doorbell until you opened the door! hurrying over to the door, you angrily opened it. "what the fuck do you want, baizhu?"

behind the door revealed a green haired man. he was taller than you and had glasses that had jewelry dangling down from it.

"wow..." you muttered.

"you don't have to be so amazed by my beauty."

"no, i just didn't believe you got this much uglier after breaking up with you."

"hmph. i'm ignoring that."

"come in or something— it's cold as fuck out."

"you're not welcomed in my home. just tell me what you want and then leave," you crossed your arms in distaste at the man sitting across from you.

"i want you back," he carefully told you.

what...

"what?"

...what a funny joke.

"aprils fools is in 4 months— you've got time to make another joke," you told him, in disbelief.

"it's not a joke, y/n. i'm still in love with you."

"and i'm in love with your money. we're not the same."