this draft has been sitting here for like a year

anyway look what i found sitting here

"your mom is nice" you say insensitively.

"i don't have a mom, dumbass"

😭

kags pov

y/n woke up to see me standing in her room with eggs, bacon and toast on a plate.

"what are you doing in my room?"

she took one look at me before turning onto her side and dozing off again.

i scoff, and girls say chivalry is dead (i heard that from yachi). look what they do when it's given to them!?

"y/n, i cooked you breakfast!"

i continued standing there as she silently laid there like a lazy bitch.

"you klutzy piece of dirt" i murmured to myself before walking over to the side of her bed, sitting down next to her peaceful state.

my girlfriend raised one eyebrow and sniffed with her eyes closed. "what's that smell?"

i sighed to myself. this girl is really stupid.

"breakfast" 😐

she raised up her hand and wafted the scent to herself, trying to bring the scent closer to her nose and she continued sniffing.

"stop that. you look like a dog" i comment, unamused that the food on the plate became cold.

thank the asahis, she opened her eyes and sluggishly reclined on her pillow to face me.

i was excited to see what she thought of the food.

but instead of reaching for the fork and spoon, she took the two slices of bread.

looking at me dead in the eye, she placed each slice on one side of my head and smushed them to my face.

"idiot sandwich"

i don't think i've ever frowned so much in my life. i give her the blankest stare i've ever mustered.

she tilts her head and chuckles before biting into the toast.

as she munches on the toast, she takes one look at the food on the plate. "did you cook this"

"yes" i am very proud of myself.

"how do i know i won't die of food poisoning?"

i smiled at her reassuringly "i'm a good cook"

flashback~

"tobio, the eggs are burning?" miwa shouts.

"no they're not. they are cooking!"

"then why are they black?"

-

after she finishes her breakfast, she places the plate onto the table in her room before walking over to on her bed.

"so what should we do now?"

i pop the question, laying my head on my heads as i sprawl on her bed.

she walks over to me.

"i'm still hungry lol"

and a suspicious smile crept onto her face.

oh shit.

"y/n?"

i ask, scared of the 'she's up to no good' expression on her face.

instead of laying down on her bed with me (like a normal person) she instead stands on the mattress like some conjuring twins shit. but of course there's only one of her.

confused, i decided to ramble to get her to forget about whatever she was doing "are you hungry? i can buy you some food or cook something in your kitchen, i mean theres like nothing in there cause you ate everything but still maybe i could- OWW!"

she jumps up, straight up slam dunking herself onto me as gravity pulled her down. as i tried to dodge her attack, i curled up into a ball but she ended up landing right onto my face.

out of all places.

"OI!" i screamed in pain, holding my nose with my dominant hand and squinting my eyes.

of course like the little bitch she is, she thinks me in pain is hilarious and starts hysterically laughing at me, pointing her finger at my bruised nose.

but i'm not letting her have this one.

swiftly getting up, i manage to push her off me and onto her back.

"enjoy your last day on earth, y/n" i grin. i've been told my smiles look scary, and i guess that's proven when she panics and gets up on her feet. wanting to scare her further, i get off the bed too and this caused her to start running around her room.

i look around her room and see a stray nerf gun on her floor. as i picked it up, her face already looks defeated.

"oh shit" i hear her whisper under her breath.

i grin and start to slowly approach her with the stupid toy gun.

"ms l/n, you have been cornered. surrender now or else no more dick for you!" i say.

"never!" she grabs a red balloon sword from under her feet, forward rolling across her bed with the weapon in hand. "you suck ass!"

"oh really?" i roll my eyes, kind of realising this is really stupid but y/n seems to be into it so i want to be too. "well take this!" i pull the trigger, making a foam bullet shoot out into her direction. however, she counters it with her pillow as a shield.

i stand up on the bed and she follows. some star wars battle occurs when we start sword fighting. and yes, i'm sword fighting with a gun.

she swings her sword to my head but i duck down in time. i stand up again and our 'swords' clash, and again and again.

she pushes me to her headboard and i lose my balance, sitting right on it.

and before i knew it, she has cornered herself to the edge of the other side of her bed.

and a stupidly cute smile has appeared on her face.

"charge!"

she runs forward to me, raising up her sword as she aims for my ass with it. i dodge her attack and drop the gun on the floor, now trying to aim at her ass with my hand.

"your wish you had this!" she sticks out her tongue at me, dropping her weapon too and going in with her dominant hand.

now, we were just trying to dodge each others slaps.

finish her !!!

i bent down to pick her up by the thighs.

"tobioo, wait wait!" she screamed, desperately trying to shake out of my grasp.

i gave her an evil grin before carrying her up, then ramming her onto the bed.

as she was falling, she grabbed onto my shirt, making me fall with her.

"you bitch" i say as i brace the impact.

i fall right onto her body. i can practically hear the crunch on her poor body.

"fuck! tobio!" a cry of pain escapes her lips.

i take my body off of her, seeing her wince in pain.

"are you okay?"

i cup her face as i examine her body.

"where does it hurt?"

she brushes her hand against her face, she flinches as she brushes across one part of her lip.

as my fingers make their way to her lips, a smile is plastered on her face.

my eyes turn to my right.

she's holding the nerf gun in her other hand right next to my head.

"fuck" is the last thing i say before i get shot in the head with a foam bullet.

in defeat, i flop onto the bed as she gets up from the bed and cheers for herself.

she crouches down so that her body is hovering mine, then pecks my lips.

as she pulls away-

she gives me the stupidest most looking grin i have ever seen.

that stupid smile i can never resist.

"i love you" i blurt out.

"what?"

that's the response she gives me?

well, now i feel dumb!

i bury my face into the pillow that smells like her. she's interviewing me with a million question as a cover my ears with the flaps of her fluffy pillow.

she gently pats my back, signalling me to turn to her but i don't.

i would respond to her, but i'm too uneasy right now. i just embarrassed myself in front of y/n. i could feel my ears heating up and turning pink.

"tobioooo" i can practically hear the frown in her voice.

she nuzzles her head into the back of neck. and how can i resist that?

"yes y/n?" i pop my head up, brush my hair out of my face.

she gives me another cute smile that makes me want to say it again.

"you love me?"

i look down, ashamed how hard i'd fallen for her. i can't meet her eyes when i say this.

"...yes"

i fall back onto her pillow, facing her. she snuggles on the other side, facing me as well.

and then she leans forward to me.

her lips graze the skin on my ears as she makes contact with me, whispers so softly "i love you too" before hugging my side and closing her eyes again.

she loves me too.

"let's sleep again. i slept late last night" y/n suggests, her position indifferent.

i'm all wide awake though, my heartbeat drilling through my own ears. it's deep and melodic, it's vibrations ringing through my whole body. only she makes me feel this way.

and all it took was 4 words.

i stare at sleepy y/n who's all curled up beside me. for like, 10 minutes.

i want to shake her and wake her as i try to contain my excitement.

i feel bad for disrupting her slumber, but i get up and on top of her. i can't help but stare her down.

she rubs her eyes sleepily, looking at me curiously. before i go in with my lips.

they start pecking her face, suffocating her.

i dot so many kisses onto her face to the point i've lost count.

she tries to dodge my infinite attacks. her hands gently try to pry at my face, but i take the soft skin and lightly hold onto it.

"tobio~" she squirms.

my face is still as close to her as ever, but i sprout another smile.

and so i continue. all over her forehead, nose, cheeks, jaw, closed eyes. everywhere.

my lips descend to the top of her neck. i travel down to the connection between her jaw and the skin below her ear. she trembles as i continue to leer at her soft spot.

her head tilts so that she shortens the area, but i use my hand, leaning it to the other side so i can get more access.

my mouth continued to kiss on her collarbone as her tank top fell loose. her mouth opened to mewl pleasured sighs.

she sleepily tugs onto my hair, shifting as the bedsheets crinkled underneath her.

"just go to sleep, y/n" i say between kisses.

"okay, tobio" she whimpered under her breath in the cutest way possible, literally tugging at my heart strings.

and so she falls asleep to on her bed to the sound of my kisses.

i fucking love you.

AUTHOR NOTE

that was the dumbest thing i've ever written