You came home and the first thing you did was to let out the fart you've been holding all day long.

After cleaning yourself, you finally crashed on your bed and started recalling whatever happened today

1) Yoongi asked me out

2) Yoongi is Taehyung's friend

3) Yoongi sent me a smexy picture

Hold on a goddamn minute

Your eyes widened and grabbed your phone faster than Jin's rap. You have to delete that picture before your mom sees it! But you stopped when

—'—

Changing contact name to

'My Alien❤'

Y/n you arrived safely?

You saw the message and smirked as something naughty came in your mind.

Perfect time for revenge~

Now he's going to suffer for making you blush all day

Howdoyouleavespace

Huh

Um click on the longest button you see on the keyboard

Ok

Who are you and why are you

texting my daughter

What

Is this Y/n?

What is a weird name to name your kids but anyway

Hello what this is Dad

SHIT

(Message not sent)

Are you a doctor?

Um no

Lawyer?

No...

Then you must be a failure

Anyways do you even know her likes or dislikes?

Does she like orange juice or apple juice?

Uh... Apple juice?

No you're incorrect

She likes plain water

Huh.. But it wasn't even...

Knock knock

Who's there...

I eat mop

I eat mop who

WAIT

BAHAHAHAHAHA

I can't do this anymore! This is way too funny!

Y/n?

Mission Prank Yoons sexsexful~~

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Y/N ISTG

YOU FREAKING SCARED ME

I THOUGHT I HAVE TO PROVE MYSELF OR SOMETHING TO YOUR DAD

You gonna be more scared now

✨✨Taehyung ✨✨

Ngl i still can't believe you fell for that! ( ͡°з ͡°)

I don't fear him

If I have you by my side

Ahem ahem

Don't you think you're being wayyyyy

to cheeesy today? ಠಿ_ಠ

Why I made you blush again?

....

Ayoooo??

You into memes??

Nope, you

...

Nope, you?*

Damn autocorrect

And hold on¿?

IS THAT MY MEME?

YOU MEME STEALER!!

MIN YOONGAY I'LL SUE YOU

When you stole my heart

Did you see me complaining?

... AHHH YOU AIN'T YOONS

WHERE DID YOU HIDE HIM??

TELL ME

Why don't you ask your heart about it?

MUMMY 😭😭

You're the reason for it

Now suffer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

..You know what!

I'll just go and read ffs

Alright milady

Btw,

I made a playlist for you

I heard it's fun listening to songs while reading smuts :3

MIN YOONGI ISTG

Ah also

I have a surprise for you tomorrow

What surprise

If I tell you rn, it won't be a surprise anymore silly

Good night sweetheart ❤

DON'T CALL ME THAT I'M SOFT

HOW TF I'M BLUSHING EVEN IN DARK????

(Message not sent)

Yeah.. See ya

Bye

And um.. Send me

What? :0

...playlist

Adorable