Johnny Smith platformed while picking up power-ups, dodging and killing monsters.

On death, he started over to continue progressing his skills and options.

“Eternity’s a roguelite? What a nightmare! I want to wake up!”

He made obscene gestures.

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“I think he’s enjoying this, Ms. Smith.”

“Yes, thank you, Doctor. Such a marvelous invention!”

“It still has some kinks, but we’re solving them. At least we’ve preserved his consciousness. I’m curious, though, what made you choose this particular video game?”

“Oh, at home, he spent countless hours broadcasting himself playing it. I figured it’s what he’d like to do forever.”