"I'm not saying I would cheat on you or let you cheat on me. I'm just saying there has to be at least one celebrity you would bone given the chance without consequences." I tell Emmett while I sort through the clothes he bought me.

"Who's yours?"

"Lauren Graham, Eminem." I pause thinking of my top 5.

"Oh the chick who plays Letty in Fast and Furious." He say clapping.

"Yes Michelle Rodriguez! Ooo plus Devon Akoi, honestly a lot of that cast are hot as fuck." He nods in agreement. "Let's see if I was alive when The Labyrinth came out I would've slept with Bowie but only if he looked like Jareth."

"Really?"

"I am a women of odd tastes I know. But hear me out that scene of the masquerade top tear. And that song. If I ever get married that's my wedding song." (As the World Falls Down- David Bowie)

"If we get married." He corrected and I nodded. "So you'll marry me?" I look over at him and he grins.

"Key word there was if babe."

"Still a possibility." He shrugs and I go back to the clothes. There's literally so much he's like a sugar daddy.

"Oh Dave Navarro too."

"Really? That's the most random one I think."

"Like I said odd taste." I shrug. "But I guess my 5 hall passes go Eminem, Devon Akoi, Michelle Rodriguez, Dave Navarro, and Lauren Graham. In that order."

"Why does the order matter?"

"Because if I meet two of them on the same day I have to choose one." I pause. "Unless they would have a threesome." He laughs. "Ok now your list."

"Ok Michelle Rodriguez, Shakira, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston, and Cameron Diaz. In that order."

"You have fantastic taste." Honestly. "Damn I didn't even consider Salma."

"No but seriously I got the chance you wouldn't get mad?"

"If you got the chance to sleep with Salma Hayek or Michelle Rodriguez and you passed it up, I would kill you." He laughs and I vamp run over to where he's sitting. "I mean it. If you get the chance you better fuck them seven ways to hell."

"It's seven ways to Sunday."

"Not in this house." I grab his face. "Seven ways to hell Emmett."

"Whatever you want babe." He leans up to kiss me. "So seven ways to hell?"

"Yes please."

-

"I just love you so much." Logan told Marco as he paced the house with him. "But good god I need you to sleep please."

"I told you just give me him and you can go nap with Viv."

"But why won't he just sleep?"

"He's a baby? They're kinda known for doing what they want."

"This is gonna be the worst best thing ever."

"Just give me him drama Queen." I say taking the baby from him. "Go sleep or shower you smell more than normal."

"Whatever."

-

"It feels like it's been forever since it's just been us four." Alex says while we lounge around Vivian's and Logan's place.

"There's literally five of us here." I point out gesturing towards Marco in the crib.

"You know what I mean." She says. "It's been all vampire werewolf and wedding craziness."

"No because did you ever think this is how we would end up?" Conner asks midchew. I miss eating candy with him. "Like we just thought you had a cool car and now boom supernatural shit and a baby."

"Honestly shits crazy." Vivian says. "But I wouldn't change a thing."

"Awww." Me and Alex coo making Viv flip us off.

"There's the Viv we know and love." I snort. "Anywho since it's just us right now, Emmett got me a house."

"Shut the fuck up!" Conner yells sitting up. "Bitch no fucking way!"

"Way dude."

"Let's go see it!" Alex suggests.

"Oh no it's a mess right now." I shake my head.

"Oh y'all been getting freaky everywhere haven't you?" Conner jokes and I nod. "Ewww. Nasty."

"My house my rules."

"And what?" Alex asks. "The rule is gotta fuck on every surface available?"

"Exactly."

"Nasty girl." Vivian jokes. "But okay how big is the house? Color scheme? Did he decorate it? The bathrooms."

"Uh three story and a two car garage."

"God to be you getting spoiled." Conner groans. "I just know he got you a full closet too."

"Are you spying on me?" He sighs and pretends to faint. "Don't be so dramatic."

"She's right I wanna hear more about the house." Vivian chimes in. "Like everything about each room."

"How about we don't and you guys can come over tomorrow to see it?" I'll tell Emmett to clean it and then blow him to thank him.

"Yes!" Alex yells. "Imagine the sleepovers we'll have."

"Are we to old for sleepovers now?" Vivian asks.

"No. And we never will be cause we're not gonna become old boring hags." Conner says seriously.

"At least I'm definitely not." I joke and Conner snorts. "Imma be hot foreverrrr."

"And so will Emmett and you guys will have hot kinky sex the whole time."

"Exactly."

"Imma ask, are you really going to keep repeating high school?"

"Ha fuck no." I don't give a fuck what they try to say. "Imma just go to different shops and be like I dropped out of high school to do this and I got trained somewhere else and now I'm here to be better than you fucks."

"That's smart as fuck." Alex says while Vivian nods. "Way better than that repeating high school shit."

"Exactly."

"Back to the old topic, it's literally insane that this ended up being our life." Vivian says. "I mean if we hadn't seen Cel first that day we could've never been friends."

"I mean probably not. But I think fate would've brought us together one way or the next." Alex adds. Aww she's all mushy about our friendship. "Like realistically at least one of us would've meet our wolf and then we would've meet Cel through them."

"That's true. Or we would've gone to get a tattoo or something from the shop and she would be the artist."

"Like I said fate!"

"Shhh you'll wake up the baby." I say smacking her with the pillow. "Don't disrupt his sleep."

"You love him more than me don't you?"

"Absolutely."

"I can't believe this." Alex says standing and throwing herself into my lap. "After all we've been through you're just going to give it up all for a man?"

"I am sorry darling." I say imitating Jasper's southern drawl. "But he has certain qualities that you don't."

"Yea like what? What does that baby have that I don't?"

"The inability to talk and get on my nerves." Conner snorts and Alex hits me with the pillow.

"I'm sorry I can't ignore how good your Jasper impression is." Vivian says giggling. "How long have you been practicing that?"

"Too long. My plan is to freak Emmett out and use it in bed."

"Pleaseee instantly soft." Conner cackles. "Wait wait." He says sitting up. "If you guys are hard as stone does his dick ever get soft?"

"Yes and no."

"Bitch that's not a answer!" Vivian protests.

"That's the only one I have!" Honestly I should check how it works. "Wait how do I even get wet?"

"How do you not know how your own body works dumbass?"

"Girl it's new! Holy shit I should ask someone right?" The three of them nod. "No but that's fucking embarrassing I'll just remain ignorant."

"But we want to know." Alex whines. "Come on just ask Emmett he can't make fun of you."

"That's literally all we do."

"Ok but if you tell him he can't be probably won't. Just threaten to withhold sex." Vivian says. "That's what I do with Logan."

"Ohh that reminds me I need to speak to him." I say making a mental note. "Anyway no it's not happening. Just wait till Bella becomes a vampire and she'll ask and then I'll tell you guys."

"But that's so long from now."

"I think you'll be too busy to notice Viv." I say and right on que Marco starts to cry. "Seeing as you have a baby and all." I go back to using Jasper's accent.

"Honestly as a lesbian, that accent makes me wanna blow him sometimes." Alex says and Conner sits up.

"As a gay man, same."

"Whores the both of you." I look over at Viv who's cradling Marco to feed him boob milk. "You wanna add anything to this?"

"Fuck Jasper Kill Edward and Marry Emmett."

"Bitch I will kill you." I deadpan. "Marry your own boyfriend or Carlisle."

"Wait because he's a fucking dilf." Conner adds. "And since we're being honest here so is the chief."

"Get out."

"No no let him talk." Alex says pushing her hand in my face. "I mean you got your genes from somewhere and it's not Renee."

"Please stop talking." I beg. "That's my dad. I already have enough nightmares about him fucking Billy."

"I still can't believe you called it like that." Conner said just as my alarm went off. "Boo you."

"Sorry guys I'm a working girl." I say standing. "And I gotta tattoo to resist the murder of anyway who bothers me for too long."

"We'll have fun traitor." Conner jokes. "Wait why is Alex going with you?"

"I'm getting tatted duh."

"Without me?"

"Bitch she gave you a tramp stamp!"

"Wait why don't we all just go?" Vivian asks and I look at Marco. "Hello Logan exists." That is true, smart girl.

"Just a heads up you guys do at least have to pay minimum for you know needles and stuff. Oh and if actual costumers come in after Alex they take priority." I say, Ray's rule not mine. I'm just happy to stab people.

"Obviously you're not free labor."

-

"Is it cliche to get a tattoo for Marco?" Vivian asks while I finish the tattoo on Conner. Alex's was already done.

"Kinda but do whatever you want." I tell her. "But no infinity symbols that's too cliche."

"Obviously besides I don't think Ray would appreciate it."

"He really wouldn't." Although technically he wouldn't know seeing as his ass is on vacation right now. "God I am so fucking good at my job."

"You are." Conner says looking down at his arm. "Best of the best."

"I know." I smile at him and start to breakdown the station, while his tattoo breathes before I wrap it. "Alex get a picture."

"Yes captain." She snaps the pictures while I wipe everything down. "I'm starving."

"Same." I mutter and Conner laughs. "Laugh all you want but you don't get how much I miss food food." All I want is a burger dude. I would kill to have one. "And since we're here, human blood ten times better."

"I forgot you ate that guy." Alex whispers.

"I didn't. Best worst decision ever." I joke. "Anyway I'm stuck here for another three-ish hours so if you want you can go across the street to the dinner or ask Kit if they're ordering."

"Hey Bella's on the phone." Lani says as she rushes into the room. "She sounds hysterical." She tells me handing me the shop phone.

"Bella?" I ask sitting back down. "Are you okay?"

"Why didn't you answer me?" She rushes and Lani's right she is hysterical. "I've been calling you for like ten minutes." She turns on the sink and shower like she's trying to muffle her talking.

"I'm working Bella." I tell her. I don't even know where my phone is right now. "Just breathe in and then we can talk." I listen to her take a breath.

"I'm pregnant." She says into the phone and I chuckle.

"Ain't no way Edgar laid pipe like that sis." I joke and she doesn't laugh. "Bella it's not possible." I feel sick.

"Carlisle said it might be."

"When was this?" I ask standing. These fucking people and keeping important shit from us. "What did he say? What did Edward say?"

"We're flying back to Forks tonight, he's running around packing." She sighs. "He told me Carlisle's gonna get that 'thing' out of me." Oh I see where this going.

"Bella." I sigh and walk to stand in front of the shop to get privacy. "I don't know what's happening with this. But if you want to keep the baby you know I'll support you."

"I know. But I need you to be there when we land I don't want them to just rush me off and not listen."

"Hey I got you." I look up at the sky. What is my life? "But Bella you never wanted kids." And she really hasn't even before vampires were our life. "Just really think about it on the flight over. Regardless I'll be there for you."

"I will." I laugh a little at how ridiculous this is. "What?"

"Only you would get pregnant by a vampire Bella." She laughs and I shake my head. "Oh I call dibs on godmother if you keep the baby."

"Who else would I pick?"

"That's true. Alright be safe okay?"

"You too."

"See you soon Bells." She hangs up and I sigh. This is so gonna be a shit show. And I think there's only one other person who can really help regardless of what anyone else thinks. Fuck me man. I sigh as the shop phone rings in my hand.

"Hello."

"We need to talk ASAP Rose."