《Whimsical Invitations》Answers
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Do you smell that?
Thought I smelled a cherry.
Was there a hint of vanilla in the air?
Anyways,
I was standing there,
When he asked me the question,
When a lady offered me a cup of water,
Anyways,
I was standing there,
When he asked the question,
When the waiter brought my meal,
Anyways,
I was standing there,
When he asked the question,
When I cut into my steak,
Anyways,
I was standing there,
When he asked the question,
When I bit into an apple,
Anyways I was standing there,
When he asked the question,
When I had the urge to pick up a red hot piece of coal,
Anyways,
The lady,
Threw her drink on my face,
She said goodnight, see you tomorrow morning,
I was flabbergasted,
Yes, I was standing in line,
And I was appalled,
I wasn't ready for it,
I tripped and fell,
From heaven to greet you baby.
Anyways,
When you cut a chicken’s head off—
Yeah, yeah, we know,
Well, I was smoking there,
When two little rabbits ran by me,
Where did they go?
Who knows.
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