《Ask Andy The Apple!》32
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Serlon, I'm gonna do it like this for simplicity's sake-
1) None of us have favorite birds, but Claus likes to go birdwatching sometimes!
2) Oliver is a really nice guy! He knows how to make the best smoothies!
3) Melody's behavior changes with the moon's phases, huh? I think you said that somewhere here b̴̢̉͊̈́̑̚͝ę̶͔̜̟͕̫̔̆̈́͘f̶͇̮̟̼͗̎ȭ̷̯r̸͉̱͐e̸̗̤͎͙̔͗̆É̷̥̻ḛ̴̛͈͔͚̉͆̒̈
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Uh...what was that? Eh, no matter! I'm sure it won't affect us again.... probably.
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