⇢︎ at ...3rd of July, 2021 ++ 11:00 a.m.

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The live session starts off with all of sitting half on a couch and half on the floor, behind a coffee table full of fried chicken and french fries (from a famous company that the boys had to cover the logo of, because unfortunately they weren't sponsored 😔).

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HELLO !

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HOW YA DOIN'?

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oh shoot- we recording?

A confused maknae looks up from the chicken wing in his hands to stare at the camera.

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clearly.

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but I never agreed to this- I thought we were just eating.

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what? but I told everyone we were having a vlive because fans are complaining.. and I'm bored.

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(shrugs) I wasn't listening

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𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐭 : who eats chicken at 11am

𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐩 : kfc pls sponsor our boys next time 🙏

𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 : off to a great start

𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐲𝐝𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐲𝐟𝐮𝐝𝐠𝐞 : WE NEED PETS UPDATE

𝐣𝐚𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐞𝐨𝐭𝐩 : where are you??

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(looks nervously at the boys and then at the comment section) let's uhm.. starts this over again.

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we are currently in my, , and 's hotel room somewhere in california-

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so stop asking why we eating in the morning. it's 7 p.m here and this is our dinner.

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and- we decided to do this because apparently are saying that we rarely do full group vlives.

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(murmurs) and we were bored.

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so here we are~ this is going to be a mukbang q&a session!

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𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐭 : sam ignored the q&a part and came here 4 the food

𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐩 : a moment of silence for all the wings jd and sam finished already

𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 : they copying prism

𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐲𝐝𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐲𝐟𝐮𝐝𝐠𝐞 : WHERE ARE THE PETS 😭

𝐣𝐚𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐞𝐨𝐭𝐩 : what are your mbtis?

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oh wow, your questions are so original. you can find our mbtis in our official profiles.

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shhh! be nice to our ! not everybody has big brains..

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people keep asking about the pets.. they had to stay behind in korea, we couldn't bring them here of course. but we miss them dearly! especially dobby-

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and fudge!

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wanna see a picture of my baby?

reaches to his back pocket to take his phone and point it to the camera, showing everyone watching the lockscreen with his famous ferret.

While doing so, a notification suddenly pops up on the screen, making the rapper momentarily widen his eyes before quickly swipe the message to the side and turn off his phone, pretending that nothing happened.

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he's the cutest, isn't he? 😄

The other boys either nodded silently in agreement or rolled their eyes, tired of hearing about sleepy 24/7.

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I think I saw a nice question to start this off properly.. ah here it is, "if you weren't a k-pop idol, what would you do?"

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can I answer first? well.. i've always planned on becoming a dancer of some sort, but i also wished to become a fashion designer when i was younger.. if neither of those options, then i'd continue my education and take over my aunt's finance company.

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oh! me too!!

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the dancer part, I mean. I always wanted to be a dance instructor or choreographer.

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for me it's an astronaut.

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an astronaut?

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(shrugs) it's cool.

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𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐭 : did dae and hajun call us dumb 😭

𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 : talented kings would go 🕺🕺and I'd go ⚰️

𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐲𝐝𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐲𝐟𝐮𝐝𝐠𝐞 : guess member from the emojis: 🚀👨‍🚀🔭🌠

𝐣𝐚𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐞𝐨𝐭𝐩 : JD WENT 😳 WAS THAT HIS LUVR??

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... kay. next question!

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(looking through the comments) oh! this is spicy! "if you could date one of the members, who would it be?"

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should we just point at each other? in one... two... three!

At 's sign, hands began flying around and pointing in various directions. In the end and after some thought, two fingers were pointing at (from jaewook and jaemin) and (from minho and yushan), three at (from hajun and hyunjun and sam) and and had one vote each.

Looking around agonizingly, the boys burst out in murmurs.

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(glares at ) yah! why aren't you pointing at anyone? we know you don't like us but can't you at least... pretend?

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wELL- well you are pointing at and . that's against the rules too.

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(rolls his eyes) that's because they'd treat me better than you. plus they got dobby and fudge in the dorm, so can't say no to that.

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talking about unfair.. hyung is pointing at himself.

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duh! I'm funny and handsome and witty!

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you're what-

All the boys suddenly turn to look at him, a look of disbelief on their faces which made him rethink his words and lose some of his original smugness.

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𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐭 : take notes ladies minho likes animals 📝

𝐣𝐚𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐞𝐨𝐭𝐩 : jd panicking again and avoiding the question 😂

𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 : PFFT THE SLANDER

𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐲𝐝𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐲𝐟𝐮𝐝𝐠𝐞 : kye confident king pls

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moving on! since I won this voting I get to pick the next question..

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this wasn't a competition.

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(ignores and proceeds to look at the comments) hmm.. what colour would you use to describe your personality? hmmm.. orange? because I think I'm quite outgoing and friendly!

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is that the question?

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Yep!!

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ah.. I once came across an article on color psychology and it said something like "white is calm, peaceful, orderly and clean"..so white.

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(coughs) nerd.

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I know too! maybe pale blue? i like to think that i'm pretty chill and easygoing, and that's the sort of vibe i get from blue. i also think i'd be pink, especially when i'm dancing - it's fun and energetic.

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(coughs) nerd 2.0.

The leader rolls his eyes at his bandmate and shoves a handful of french fries on 's mouth, making him shush.

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(tries to say something but is clearly struggling while chewing)

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and while 's choking, we should move on to the next question.

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(nods and leans over to read the comments) "what do you find the most fun part about going through the comeback process?"

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FILMING! because I find it fun how you get to be crazy and stare into the camera creepily and then have people fanboy/fangirl/fannon-binary/fanothers over me.

Everyone pauses once again to stare at and roll their eyes at his excessive confidence, with giving him a thumb of approval for the last part of his sentence.

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I would say the dance practice, but that would be a lie so I would say the song recordings. sometimes you can go in there and get it right straight away, which gives you a lot of satisfaction. other days, it can take forever to get it right. so I guess it's always a surprise.

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(nod) mhm, I agree.

The two friends look at each other and smile sweetly at their connection as they spoke simultaneously.

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(pouts) I actually like the dance practices.. they can be pretty fun! especially towards the end when we relax and order food all together.

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𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐭 : inclusive king kye

𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐩 : yushan and jaewook so cute 🥺

𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 : hajun wholesome but nobody likes the hard dances 🤡

𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐲𝐝𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐲𝐟𝐮𝐝𝐠𝐞 : does song inspiration usually come from experiences or random thoughts that come to your mind?

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(stops eating) oh wait, this question caught my attention.. I'll answer it quickly but yes, I always base the lyrics I write on personal experiences. they are things I wanna say or emotions I wanna express so writing them in songs is a better way to develop them. does this make sense?

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yes, pretty much.

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oh- that was rhetorical. whoops.

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there's another question related to this, "what's your favourite song of your discography". mine is 'cause I wrote it, so it means a lot to me.

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i really liked libido, it was a concept that we hadn't necessarily tried before and i thought it was fun.

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do you guys think we should try a similar concept again?

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oh yes.. it was also a very meaningful song because we all contributed in coming up with the mv concept and choreography and lyrics and everything really.

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with us this time! I'm still salty we weren't included.. the dance looked so fun and y'all traveled to Jeju..

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you forgot we were busy filming for our dramas.. speaking of which, please stream and ! 🙏

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oh.. right 😅

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anyways, for me my favourite song will probably be because I think the lyrics are very meaningful and it gives me comfort whenever I'm not in the mood.

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oh no...

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(eating) huh?

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aren't you forgetting something?

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huh? what did I say wrong- I really like the song! it's very touching..

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(whispering in 's ear) wrote it.

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(shocked) HUH? FOR REAL!?

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how did you not know?

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are you sure you belong in neverland?

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GREEN IS AN IMPOSTOR!

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I'm really not sure if I should be flattered or offended right now..

An embarrassed -with bright tinted cheeks- is seen apologizing to his hyung and then to their fans, while and other members start laughing at him.

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𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐭 : I want a libido 2.0 👀

𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐩 : how did jaemin not know that 😭

𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 : why is he apologizing to us-

𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐲𝐝𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐲𝐟𝐮𝐝𝐠𝐞 : madness

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I think this should be our last question for today, alright? who wants to pick it?

raises and shakes his hand, first receiving a warning look from before proceeding to read through the comments.

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what's your uh (squints) favourite comfort movie yes, that's what it says.

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easy.. billy elliot. as i started learning chinese classical dance and ballet when i was in middle school, many of my classmates teased me for learning dance rather than sports. but my parents and teachers were very supportive.. this is why i love watching billy elliot as it somehow reminds me of myself.

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wow.. hyung is now making me feel dumb because my comfort movie is sing. without any heartwarming story behind it..

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yeah, that's called being shallow.

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yah! everyone knows I'm not.. right? you know that.

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...

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come on! if you wanna talk about shallow, let's talk about about , and 's love for marvel.

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(offended) hey hey who gave you the right to badmouth marvel? their movies are masterpieces. and the mcu is-

Gets interrupted mid sentence by another handful of fries from , who smiles innocently at the camera.

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I think it's time to end this live, isn't it? we've been here for 1,5 hours, are probably getting bored.

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and the food is finished.

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(rolls his eyes) yeah, that's because you and and ate everything.

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plus if we stay will probably analyze the whole mcu.

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well-

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(to ) I think we should go watch a movie.

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harry potter?

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(nods) harry potter.

The two boys wave happily goodbye to their fans, before standing up and walking quickly out of the frame, off to their room, which made sigh audibly. Before he could protest, a set of three boys stand up.

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bye bye hyungs! bye bye !

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bye. have a good rest of the day 👍

Another two members yeet out of the frame.

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everybody's leaving us (wipes away a fake tear)