Billy: best dressed at the playground i fear

Vance: why are you 🙁

Billy: let me play in peace

Robin: GET OFF THE PLAYGROUND

Billy: 😁

Gwen: what are you smiling abt? misogyny?

Robin: racism?

Bruce: transphobia?

Billy: 😲

Finney: HAAAA

Griffin: OMG ITS THE BDAY BOY

Griffin: HPAPPY RBITHDAY OT Y OUD HZPPF DNITHDAY TX TOUT HAPTI RNITJDAY TDEAR FINEBY HAPTP BRODYST RO TOU

Gwen: ..AND THE CROWD WENT SILENT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Bruce: not a single word spelled right

Robin: wth does that say

Finney: griffin the best bday gift u could give me is taking ur meds!!

Griffin: i left them at the frat house

Billy: !

Vance: WHY TH WERE U AT A FRAT HOUSE

Griffin: UR SUCH A DUMMY

Bruce: i will make you feel like you're at the worst sleepover of your life with your battery on 2%, and your parents won't pick up the phone

Griffin: my bad

Robin: GOD DAMN 😧😧

Gwen: UR JUST GONNA LET THAT SLIDE?????

Griffin: nah

Griffin: TO THE OVEN!!!!!!!!!!

Gwen: 🎉🎊🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎊🎉

Vance: NO.

Vance: WHAT DID I SAY ABT COOKING BRUCE

Finney: WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED BEFORE?!????

Griffin: should i go back to the frat house

Griffin: i should jump off a bridge

Gwen: do it

Vance: 🫢

Gwen: wait

Gwen: I MEANT TO THE OTHER ONE

Griffin: UR THE WORST SISTER/BEST FRIEND/GIRLFRIEND EVER

Bruce: SISTER AND GF IN THE SAME SENTENCE??????

Robin: 911 📞

Billy: I CANT FIND MY DOG I THINK I LOST IT AT THE PLAYGROUND

Billy: oh wait no

Billy: BRUCE WHERE IS MY DOG

Bruce: 🤨

Bruce: EXCUSE YOU

Billy: U HAD HER LAST.

Bruce: oh

Finney: WHY TF IS MY FRIDGE BEEPING

Robin: QUICK ITS ABT TO EXPLODE RUNRUNRUN

Finney: NO IT ISNT??? WHY WOILD MYOH MY GOD MY FRIDGE JUST EXPLODED

Vance: 🤦

Robin: you white boys think you know everything

Finney: you put a bomb in my fridge just so you could say that didn't you

Robin: you weren't supposed to find out like this

Finney: ON MY BDAY TOO?????

Griffin: HPAPPY RBITHDAY OT Y OUD HAPPY DNITHDAY TO TOUT HAPTI RNITJDAY TDEAR FINEBY HAPTP BRODYST RO TOU

Robin: WTF ARE U SAYING

Griffin: UR SUCH A HATER

Griffin: to all my haters out there, it's okay you don't understand the griffygriddy language

Robin: "to all my haters out there" U HAVE ONE AND I BARELY AM

Gwen: two actually

Griffin: 🫢

Gwen: WHO TH SAYS "to all my haters"

Griffin: FINE

Griffin: greetings to the few hooligans amongust us

Finney: you're no longer invited to my party

Griffin: FUCK YOU

Griffin: DNI IF FINNEY.

Finney: hey @Griffin

Griffin: my heart literally just stopped don't play like that

Griffin: i'm so fr i almost fell over

Finney: 😛

Griffin: He's here.

Vance: ..?

Bruce: 🙁

Robin: OH HELL NO.

Gwen: will byers wannabe

Griffin: gwen blake wannabe

Billy: 🫢

Griffin: THATS RIGHT I SAID IT

Billy: the kids stole my pants

Vance: WHY WERE UR PANTS OFF.

Billy: THEY WERENT THEY WERE PHYSICALLY RIPPED FROM MY BODY AND THEN THEY BEAT ME WITH THEM OVER AND OVER AND OVER AS I BEGGED THEM TO STOP BUT THEY WOULDN'T STOP VANCE. THEY WOULDN'T STOP.

Vance: skill issue

Billy: OH YOU THINK UR SOOOOO FUNNY WITH UR RAPUNZEL LOOKING HAIR

Vance: ?

Billy: "OOO LOOK AT ME I'M VANCE AND I'M THE PRETTIEST GIRL AT THE BALL!!"

Billy: just you wait.

Finney: 2 times 4

Robin: 9

Finney: 🙁

Bruce: jeepers creepers

Robin: j..

Robin: JEEPERS WHAT.

Billy: I JUST BEAT UP THIS KID THIS CITY IS MINE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏🙏

Gwen: WHAT ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

Billy: WE 🆙❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️⛹️⛹️⛹️

Billy: oh god i hear the police

Finney: i just saw billy run by my house in batman boxers

Finney: todays a good day

Robin: antarctica bitches be like: this is the place 💗💗

Griffin: WOAH THAT LOOKS SO REAL HOWD U GET SUCH GOOD QUALITY IN MINECRAFT

Vance: get off your phone and step outside

Griffin: it's too much work and i have no energy

Robin: real

Griffin: i'm showing signs of depression and you guys are like "agree 🙏🙏"

Finney: FACTS

Gwen: you never miss

Bruce: tbh 🔥🔥

Robin: denver bitches be like: yep this the place 🙏🙏

Vance: is that my house

Billy: i just did smth bad and sat there like "oh shit" as i saw my entire life flash before my eyes

Griffin: me after i tried to force feed the grabber those dry ass eggs he gave me only to get a fist to the face

Finney: WTH HAPPENED IN THAT BASEMENT???????

Gwen: U WERE DOWN THERE FOR NOT EVEN 12 HOURS

Griffin: the eggs made me do it

Vance: why didn't u just say u were allergic to eggs LMFAOOOOO

Griffin: ..

Griffin: END UR LIFE I HATE YOU

Billy: guys i should NOT have joked abt this kid having drugs

Robin: 🙂

Robin: alright that's enough screen time time to make finneys cake

Finney: IS THAT A SWAT TEAM??????

Vance: oh god i've gotta leave this state until they're gone

Bruce: ..🤨?

Robin: i tell myself im not an arsonist but then i plant bombs in finneys fridge

Finney: sigh

Robin: and light their whole kitchen on fire trying to make funfetti cake

Finney: YOU WHAT.

Robin: DW I SAVED THE FUNFETTI CAKE

Finney: THANK GOD.

Gwen: SAVE SOME FOR ME

Robin: we ate it

Vance: ITS LITERALLY BEEN TWO MINUTES

Finney: I FEEL THE SUGAR COURSING THRU MY VEINS 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

Gwen: OH MY GOD.

Finney: 🔛🔝🔛🔝🔛🔝🔛🔝🔛🔝🔛🔝

Billy: I THINK GRIFFIN JUST TOOK DOWN AN ENTIRE SWAT TEAM

Vance: THANK GOD

Vance: i knew i could count on my little brother 🙏🙏

Gwen: ?????

Gwen: HES MY LITTLE BROTHER???

Vance: NO MINE

Gwen: NO THAT MEANS ID HAVE TO BE APART OF UR FUCKED UP FAMILY

Robin: 😯

Vance: UR DAD ABANDONED YOU AND UR MOM DIED IN A BATHTUB

Robin: 😲

Gwen: THIS IS WHY UR MOM DOESNT LOVE YOU

Robin: 🫢

Vance: take it back

Gwen: 😛

Billy: 👀

Vance: TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK

Griffin: cool i'll be on my nintendo if you need me

Griffin: WHY IS IT LIGHT OUTSIDE????

Gwen: WHY HAVE U BEEN PLAYING MARIO CART FOR 14 HOURS

Griffin: my bad