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✞︎ "ah... did i get off the wrong station? or did the neighborhood change?"

wearing a full dirty green suit with a few pins on the chest and a green hard hat, the man walked through the neighborhood while pulling his only baggage.

he just sighed. he's been walking for the whole morning, and it seems like he has been going around in circles.

but he's too anxious to ask people where the heck he is!

"coming—! IN COMING!!!"

the man immediately moved to the side, giving way to the young man who was running while carrying black trash bags in both hands.

mysta threw the bag on the big can before glancing at the man in anger. only for it to fade away when he saw him wearing a civil servant's uniform.

"ah... hehe."

the man blinked.

in mysta's eyes, the man was looking at him like he was ready to pounce on him after he shouted. but in reality, the poor man was just trembling in fear, afraid if he has offended mysta.

"s-sorry, sir." mysta apologized and bowed.

shoot. i almost shouted at him. mysta thought while carving the person's look in his mind in case he sees him again.

so he can avoid him! yes!

"i-it's fine!" the man said and bowed as well before taking his bag and walking away.

before that young man eats me raw... he cried.

the man kept walking around, but in the end, he regrets not asking that young man where he is and where his home might be.

he just crouched on the floor while burying his face in his arms.

"i'm sorry... papa isn't coming home today..." he cried on the street.

"nii-chan! nii-chan, there's a homeless man!"

"ah! sachi! don't call them that— and don't pull nii-chan!"

the man looked up, seeing two people running towards him. one being a child and a young man she was pulling towards him.

the man slowly stood up to get ready to run. because a child and a man— it doesn't matter! he's allergic to people! he even tried his best to avoid all living humans today! which is why he was lost but who cares?!

"woah... it's a police!" the little girl pointed.

"ah! no! don't point at him!" shu exclaimed and brought his sister's finger down. "and no, he's not a police!"

"i'm so sorry, sir!" he apologized and bowed multiple times.

"it's fine, it's fine..."

okay. i'm running in three! two! one—!

"mister police seem lost, actually." sachi pointed out. "mister police sir, where are you going?"

that made the man calm down a bit. the child reminds him of his daughter when she was at this age, which was really cute.

"aha! you're running away from home, are you?! do you have a mistress?!"

"a mistress?!" shu and the man said in unison.

"s-sachiiii! is this what you get from hanging out with mysta?!"

"sorry sir! please forgive us! she's just a child and all!" shu said while trying not to panic so much, but who knows if this man would take his gun out and kill them on spot?!

disclaimer: this man would not.

"oh it's fine! i-it's fine." the man said and chuckled awkwardly. "oh and i don't have a mistress. i'm coming back home but i'm... lost."

"oh lost..."

"see, nii-chan?! he's lost!!"

"n-not so loud, sachi! not so loud, please!" shu cried while the man in front of them literally cries.

shu then asked the man where he was planning to go or where his address might be despite being embarrassed by his little sister.

"oh, this address is actually at a different district. you gotta take the station. it's two stations away from here." shu explained.

"oh... i see. thank you, young man."

"shu, sir." shu introduced himself briefly. "this is sachi. say hi to the mister and say sorry as well, sachi."

"hello, sorry, bye."

the man just smiled at the kids. "goodbye, sachi." he said and glanced at shu. "thank you, shu. i hope i can repay you someday."

"no problem, sir!"

"ciro. maybe we'll meet again, who knows?" the man named ciro said before saluting his hat to shu.

dang it. my wife's gonna kill me... ciro cried while pulling his luggage.

he's now again off to the station.

and it took him five fucking minutes to realize that he has already forgotten the way to the station.

you can't blame the man, he's very bad at directions and instructions sometimes.

"AAAH!!" ciro let out a very girlish scream in horror.

he was walking down the neighborhood when he heard a very loud metal scream from an apartment building beside him. it was the reason for his ungodly yell.

ike immediately rushed out of his apartment.

"ma'am?! are you alright?!"

but what ike saw a man in his 40s, sitting on the floor, trembling and afraid.

"oh no oh god." he rushed downstairs.

"sir?! are you okay?!" ike asked. "i am so sorry! it was my scream wasn't it? oh god..."

"n-no... sorry i was just shocked..."

why do i keep embarrassing myself today? ciro thought, afraid to look up at the young man. he's scared of how judgemental ike might look at him once he sees him.

"sir i really am so sorry... please get up."

ike gently held ciro and slowly pulled him up. ike actually found it a little funny that he was trembling but in a good way. it reminds him of a certain lady too.

"thank you. i-i'm sorry too. like wow, you have a very powerful voice for a soft-talking man..."

ike sweatdropped when he realized that the man was trying not to look at him.

"thank you for the compliment..? sir..?"

"d-do you know the way to the station?" ciro just asked.

hey, we won't even meet again, so why am i so nervous?

ike chuckled. he couldn't help it. the man looks big, tough, and can tackle a man himself but he's being a chicken right now. it really amazes him how people are different from others.

"i'll bring you to the station sir. please follow me."

"really? thank you, young man." i think this is better than guessing which way should i go again.

he's so cute. ike just thought.

"i owe you a big one." ciro said when they arrived.

"oh. don't mention it. for scaring you, it's the least i could do."

"we might meet each other again. i'll repay you." i hope we don't though. "my name is ciro."

"nice to meet you ciro. my name is ike." ike introduced himself and shook hands with the good sir.

"i'll buy a ticket now. thank you so much!"

"don't mention it! have a safe trip!"

when will this be over? ciro thought with his soul escaping his mouth.

after buying a ticket, the train immediately arrived. he rode it and took a seat, but then gave it to the old lady and just remained standing by the door.

don't worry, my darling and sweet, papa's coming home today, i swear!! ciro cried.

"you better come home today or i'll strangle you to death~!" - his wife

in loving memory of

cause of death: lost

"i give up," he said to himself while on all fours.

he's in the middle of a neighborhood, which is very unfamiliar to him. again. he's just assuming that he went out of the wrong station again, and the sun is already setting.

man, this is some serious issue, ciro.

"hello?"

ciro looked up, only to see a big-bodied blond jogging in place. his loose tank top was bouncing, even his big boobas that ciro almost couldn't take his eyes off at.

"y-yes? do you need anything?"

"shouldn't i be asking that, sir?" luca asked and offered his hand with a very bright smile.

ciro couldn't resist, so he took it despite feeling nervous about the stranger.

"are you lost, sir?"

"y-yes... can you help me?"

"sure, sir! what address were you looking for?"

oh god... finally!! this is it!! ciro cried.

after ciro told him his address, luca immediately told him very specific directions. luca was very adorable and easygoing in ciro's eyes that his stress was washed away for a little.

"thank you, young man. i hope i could repay you."

"oh, no! no need! i just hope you get home safely!" luca beamed before bringing his hand on his forehead for a salute. "take care, sir!"

ciro laughed and did a salute as well. "take care too, young man."

"my name's luca, sir! if you're around this neighborhood, you'll see me pretty often."

"it's nice to meet you, luca! i'm ciro."

i can't believe i was scared of this guy. he's such a dog person. ciro thought.

after the two of them bid goodbyes, ciro then proceeded to follow luca's instructions.

but ciro arrived at a different house.

he knew was never good with directions. so he assumed he was lost again. what the fuck, ciro.

but no. luca actually gave the right directions...

"darn man..." vox mumbled and opened the gate. "ah."

"ah." ciro froze.

his comical pause almost made vox chuckle. he reminds him of a certain hamster he knows.

"sir, have you perhaps met a man named luca?" vox asked, his deep baritone voice making ciro flinch.

despite being taller than the young man, ciro was scared shitless. he just nodded like a child.

"i'm vox, it's nice to meet you." vox introduced himself and offered his hand for a shake.

man, this guy is hot. dilf. vox thought.

"nice to meet you, i'm ciro," he replied and took vox's hand with a hint of hesitation.

vox couldn't help but chuckle anymore. "luca didn't know the address you were talking about, so he led you to my house before he texted me." vox said and showed luca's message.

from: [email protected]

subject: UNPOG HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

VOX VOX VOX YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT I DID I SENT AN ARMY GUY TO YOUR HOUSE BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW THE ADDRESS WE WERE TALKING ABOUT BUT HE LOOKS SO LOST AND KIND LOLOLOL THANK YOU I OWE YOU ONE

"oh god..." ciro mumbled. and here i thought i was about to get home...

MY WIFE'S GONNA KILL ME!!

"luca's a kind man, don't worry. he meant no harm," vox assured.

"i know. he's really refreshing to be with." ciro honestly said.

when vox asked for the address, ciro immediately gave it and asked for the directions.

"this house..." vox mumbled.

"sir. are you leto y/n's father?" vox immediately asked without beating around the bush.

he, y/n, and luca live in the same neighborhood. it was a wonder how luca didn't recognize y/n's address when they've brought her home a few times already.

"yes? how do you know my daughter?" ciro asked.

"interesting." vox mumbled. "come to think of it, the two of you look alike," he added, placing a vision of y/n's beside her father while they make the same expression.

"i'll take you there, sir."

"really? yes, please. before i get lost again." ciro almost whispered.

as the two went on their way to the condominium building the leto's are staying, vox and ciro were talking about how many times ciro got lost on his way back home. he told vox that aside from meeting luca, he met a few more strangers such as the mad garbage man, shu, and ike.

vox then told ciro that two of those people he mentioned are his friends, coincidentally, which is quite scary.

i wonder if mysta was the garbage man. vox thought.

"how did you know my daughter? ah, do you go to the same school as her?" ciro asked.

the old man was just glad that he could get along with a person or two.

"yes. she's the president of the club i'm currently in. i'm her vice president." vox proudly said.

"oh, i see i see."

"are you a civil servant, sir?" vox asked. "when the club went out with y/n, she mentioned her father going home this saturday. she also mentioned your line of work."

"yes. just a simple civil servant, nothing more."

when the two of them arrived at the condominium building, ciro thanked vox endlessly. he also asked the young man if he could thank again the other people who helped him on his behalf.

"what's taking papa so long?" y/n mumbled.

"my dear, you've been sitting in front of the door since this afternoon. if your papa isn't coming home, we shouldn't care less." sena said with a frown.

"ah mama~ you always say that but you missed papa the most." y/n whined.

sena sighed. "knowing that little jackass with no balls, he's probably lost and was too afraid to ask for a stranger's help." y/n's mama said. "and that ugly trait was inherited by you too!"

y/n frowned a little. "but didn't you and papa meet and got together because he was lost before?"

"haist. stop that. come here and help me prepare dinner."

"coming..." y/n mumbled and stood up.

just on cue, the doorbell rang.

sena immediately ran to the door even before her daughter could and peeked through the door hole.

"it's my dumbass!" sena whisper-yelled. "y/n, baby, how does mama look?!"

"you look great, mama." y/n said with a smile. "e-either way! papa will still love you! even if you were a... worm! a worm!"

sena giggled. "you compliment me just like your father. sweet but tasteless." she said before opening the door.

y/n just huffed.

"sena!"

but y/n just looked away when sena gave ciro a heavy smack on his head.

"were you lost again?! i told you not to be a wussy and ask people around, right?!"

"ow! i'm sorry hon! i got help, i promise! ow! waaaah!" ciro cried while receiving all of sena's smacks with full consent.

"this is how you welcome me..? i think i shouldn't have just went home..."

"psh. don't be like that. come here!"

"mhmp!"

ah. i should've just stayed inside. y/n thought, half-dead.

"ah. my sweet. did you miss papa?" ciro said to y/n with his arms wide open.

y/n nodded and immediately threw herself into her father's arms. it's been months since she last saw him, it was an understatement if he says she missed him. she missed him so much!

"w-welcome home, papa."

"thank you, my sweet."

sena just frowned. her husband and daughter are looking embarrassed in front of each other.

they really are father and daughter. sena thought.

"come on inside and take a shower. you must've gone through a lot before you got here." sena said with a smile. "i cooked your favorite, and y/n could give her gift after dinner."

"g-gift? my sweet got me a gift?" ciro asked and excitedly glanced at his daughter.

"yes. she told me that her friends helped her in picking the gift." sena proudly said.

"ah, speaking of friends, i think i met some of them already..."

"really? but how is that possible..."

"fate, i guess?" ciro said and laughed lightly before closing the door, glaring at the area downstairs he last saw vox.

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commercial break with sonnyban! presenting,

"so, so, alban, sonny!" one of the viewers said with her hand raised. "the student council president said you'll explain to us how you got akira to tell the truth and get the karma!"

"it's akari." fulgur, the cameraman, corrected.

"yes, yes! we'll explain it right away!" alban said with his negi microphone.

"here beside us is sonny who has earned the trust and help of shottom. and he's gonna guide us to the right explanation of the team's plan."

"!" alban exclaimed and laughed evilly.

"dan dan daaaaaan!" sonny followed.

alban continued. "oplan: don't fuck with cats has 5 phases, and it will be explained with these measly drawings made by the author during her vacation!"

"one! suspects. we all know that a lot of people don't like our leto because she's really cute and they're jealous of her. but not everyone has the guts to kill a cat." alban said.

"so we started thinking like we're the killer. who could we be to the point that we could kill a cat for the third year hunks?"

"then i thought, hey! if i were a crazy fan, i would literally do that— i was just kidding though, i'm not a yandere or anything, that's eveland-senpai and shoto, not me." alban continued.

"so we asked around and found out about the unofficial fan clubs at school. there were a lot!"

"i hope there's a club for leto-senpai too..." sonny mumbled sadly.

"should we start one?" uki, the director, asked.

everyone cheered, making alban and fulgur laugh.

"after knowing the fan clubs, we studied the backgrounds of the club members. it was easy since there's four of us, and two are experts in it." alban continued.

"while we were doing so, phase 2 comes in!"

"the cctvs. with the help of yugo and uki, the cctv records were successfully given to us by the guard. i don't know what they did— no one knows actually." alban said and awkwardly chuckled.

"i know." fulgur said with his hand raised.

"we don't want to hear it." ike said from the audience.

"he bent down, didn't he?!" alban asked and laughed.

"wow." uki snickered.

"did you really?" a viewer asked yugo who is sitting beside her. yugo just stared at her innocently before shrugging.

"after we got the cctvs, we reviewed the cctvs on the places to nemu." alban said. "including the places that students shouldn't even go to."