《•CreepyPasta X Reader Parody•》// Creepypasta Reunion //
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" Welcome to Actors Of The Decades! Tonight, me, your host, Kermit T. Frog will be holding the reunion of your childhood killers! This organization took me in when I was...In my lowest time, stealing T.V's to sell for Coke," Kermit paused, glancing over at Y/n as a silent "sorry". "And I figured what would be better but to bring this family back together after twenty years!" Kermit cheered, and so did the crowd.
*Applause*
"So, What have you all been up to over these past years?" Kermit asks, tapping his skinny green fingers on his wooden desk as he looks over the couches lined with skilled killers.
The audience is quiet, eager to catch up on their favorite killers lives.
"Well, uh, For me atleast...I've got a good job at a thrift store! My and my Boyfriend, Sylvester, have an apartment of our own!" Nina's energetic voice is heard from one of the far off couches, where she sits with Jane, Marry and Lui.
"Shut up literally no one asked." Jeff whispers, earning glares from other pastas.
"Hey. Atleast I'm not an alcoholic with a habit for crime." Nina hisses, flipping Jeff off.
It was clear that the smiling killer hadn't been to well. He had cut his dark hair shorter, but wore a nice suit due to him and E.J starting a Medical buisness (Jeff was only in it for the cash).
"Okay, okay, Calm down Friends." Kermit sighs, rolling his eyes at the memories of these foolish killers nonsense.
"*Cough*, Candy Pop and I started a Candy line. We're very successful in 23 states!" Laughing Jack chimes in, needing to be the center of attention. He wore an old suit and cap, somehow he managed to develop a human form instead of his creepy ass clown self.
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"Oh yes! I've heard so much about it...where is Candy Pop tonight?" Kermit pauses, searching the rows of seats for the tall clown.
"Uh, He isn't so good with crowds." L.J lies, (L.J banished Candy Pop to his carnival back in '26 when he was caught having a small side buisness with their candy.)
"Oh, what a shame. Tell him I say Hello for me, Jack." Kermit grins, even the green frog knew what happened to Candy Pop.
A silence washed over the crowd.
Kermit's eyes went over the killers faces, landing on a oh so familiar one. This, ofcourse, was Y/n. This forever teen was frozen in time due to the affects of being a proxy. They wore (your choice of clothes), but still held noticable scars from their years of killing.
This teen sat with the young child, Sally.
They hadn't sat with the proxies, because they didn't feel like a true proxy anymore after returning to their old, human life.
Y/n crossed their legs uncomfortably, catching the stares of Brian and Tim who were definitely forced to come to this reunion.
"Ah, Y/n L/n. How has life treated you?" Kermit grins, narrowing his eyes on the teen.
Although he had cleaned himself up, deep down he still enjoyed watching people suffer.
He knew this teen didn't like speaking on stage, so he made it a reality.
Y/n's e/c eyes searches the crowd that is eager to hear from a voice who hadn't spoke in so long. Y/n had changed their identity, so they wouldn't be found and been swarmed by the FBI or fan girls or boys. (Being a former creepypasta and proxy raises alot of fans, and suspicion. You may think this being would be a murderer, but the police figured that Y/n was brainwashed to kill.)
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"It's been okay."
*Five Hours Before*
The creepypastas were crammed into one room before the show, forced to interact.
This did not go well.
"I DIDN'T KILL YOUR FUCKING CAT YOU DELUSIONAL BITCH!" E.J screams at Nina, who claims that E.J ate Mr.Fluffy that Sylvester got her on her 23rd birthday (E.J and Nina stopped being friends after Nina burned down E.J's hospital due to her thinking it was Jeff who ran the buisness).
"Seeing you makes me want to kill myself. But I can't. Because thanks to meeting you I'm a fucking proxy and now I'm immortal." Y/n hisses at Jeff, crossing their arms over their chest.
"Uh, So, do you still miss Y/n?" Toby whispers to Brian, as the two watch the angered teen chew Jeff out for stalking them for fun.
Brian bites down on his bottom lip.
"Yeah."
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