They glared at each other from across the table they were seated at.

"So you really believe it,"

"Of course I do, there's just no way otherwise,"

"Unbelievable, out of all the things i expected you to say....

..

it definitely wasn't this,"

"Im telling you Im almost absolutely sure about this"

"You when you're proven wrong im going to make fun of you forever, right?"

"laugh all you want but i think i would be in actual greater shock if I am wrong,"

"You do hear yourself right, Ayanokouji? Your saying you were mad in a lab and genetically enhanced to have you looks and smarts,"

"Bucease there is no way your dad got bitches,"

"That is 100% what i'm saying Ryūen, it means a lot to know you can actually follow words,"

"Your such a bitch, and what so unbelievable that your dad just fucked some lady??" Ryūen asked, picking up the drink that had gone a bit lukewarm in their stare off.

"Because he's fucking ugly, Ryuen! I can go in a room with a him without worrying im gonna vomit the moment I see his face!"

Ryuen left the table.

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Kanji: oh my gawd he's witterely hitting da gritty 😨

Kei: what if that was my thirteenth reason

Mii-chan: what if you had funnier jokes

Kanji:😨

Yousuke: 😨

Chaiki:😨

Nene: 😨

Ayanokouji: 😨

Maya: damn bruh chill, it's not that deep 💀

-what a min

Ayanokouji has left the groupchat

Kei: what the fuck

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Ryuen: If i hear one more "SIDE EYE" out of some bitch's mouth im going to kms

Ayanokouji: just give them a noticeable side eye duhh （＾_－）ｄ

Ryuen: wtf is that

Ayanokouji: what is what ヾ(｀ε')ﾉ

Ryuen: nvm i'm not putting up with your ba today

Ayanokouji: (;'ρ')

A/N: so yk, hasn't been a year so luck you guys

and this was all written in like fifteen minutes because i thought of it in one 🥰🤭