《Whimsical Invitations》Saladine
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… Saladine, salad who, salad what did I do to you, salad me, salad you, salad who knows about you, salad dear, salad fear, salad what can I do for you,
Salad queer, salad near, salad how about here, salad you salad me salad how about we take it easy, salad beer, salad queer, salad not about here, salad twin, salad win, salad next evening, on the david harley show, said something about near, something about how about here, and your little sister Mary, and you never said she would marry me, and can I get a beer as well, a fairly thee well, eh, how about the next one’s me guys, and smiles, and faraway good byes, and ha how about these fries, how about these mice, are they very nice, said thrice, how are you dear, said why would you call him, said see you next year, salad him, salad Quinn, Salad how have you been, salad thin, salad cute, salad how about we move, salad queer, salad beer, said how are you here, said marry me, said in the next life, say call 1800-Place me here, said that was queer, salad reflection, salad selection, salad never have a beer, at sear’s, at cures and ails for sale, bale, and fire, the sorcerer’s hiring, twenty two twenty three, said how about here, queer, near, gotta sell him a beer, beer and some tequila, how about I see ya, aquafina, between ya’, how about I grew in ya’, said my twin yeah, said how about I teach ya’, mermaids and sellswords, and how about I greet ya’, tell me when its near yeah, said how could I beat ya, feed ya, tell me I’m near ya, beat ya, tell your wife I need her, glad to see her, said how about I beat ya, said queer yeah, said how about next year, yeah, said I’ll get you next time, said between bed time, said how about I go in between that line’s, said vines said how about these rhymes, said limes, and crimes, said twenty threes this time, and grimes, and how about twenty nine, said this thyme, this rhyme, is using you this time, said nine, said fine, said how about you be mine, said its fine, said it’s a zine, said how about, I buy you a beer, said how are you queer, said I want to be near, said fear, and tears, and how about these beers, and he exited the building, said how are you, it was really nice to meet ya, said see ya, wouldn’t to be me I fear ya, said be a man, said how about you stand, said what happened in afghanistan, said islam, said bids on, said it couldn’t be much, said what, am I fat, how could you be this late, said masturbate, than he dipped.
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