《Whimsical Invitations》Drunken Master
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Memories? Why are you always dancing?
Contracts in the sand,
For the show,
For the heavens to move,
For, the people, to savor it,
I guess,
For a wish, on the eleventh,
On the priority, scale,
A dragon, tale,
A hello, how are, you?
The world? Around me,
It went something, something pretty,
On the roundabout,
I was satisfied,
Now I just, circle my domain,
Like a dog,
Like a border,
I don't want to say, collie,
A lovely lady, as I recall,
For the— eleventh time!
Uh-oh, white rabbit's late,
He's gotta scurry off,
Little rabbit droppings?
I’m not interested,
Dammit, who has the keys to this?
Dammit, reverse scale,
Expanse of space,
A long, long time,
Ago, a cuckoo’s nest,
I don’t weave,
Have fun, good kids.
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