《Whimsical Invitations》Asura
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So at this point I had accumulated my dao,
Wanted to manifest it, so I begin the process,
I was successful, but right then,
My arch enemy found me,
So obviously, I begin a battle of life and death,
My manifested dao of time, just left there,
Cold and alone, like a helpless babe,
Probably thinking, is this the world,
That I was born into, papa,
Tell me now, is it cold?
And I'm just here, fighting for my life,
When this scrawny kid runs up to my stuff,
Takes the manifested dao of time, steals my Immortality Mantra, and runs away,
My arch enemy just laughs, leaves me to wallow,
In my sorrow, anyways, my girlfriend saw the whole thing,
Said I looked like a bitch,
So I kissed her,
I couldn’t let anyone know that,
Seal those lips, like I sealed heaven,
Began asking for credentials,
My dao is behind me now,
I sort of died in a way, fell in love,
All the way, to the abyss,
And the crowd gathered,
Asked where my lover was,
Doing the good work, in my pants,
Oh yeah, who knows a doctor?
My blood could flood the world,
So I pay the guy 40 cents,
Asked him to do it thirty thousand times,
Anyways, it was Easter the other day,
And we still feast on him to this day,
Anyways, I love virgins, really cleanses all that grime, stained her with a lot of grime,
Anyways, I love her, my baby sister,
I wish I could just choose her,
Just settle there, more often,
And someone asked about identity,
And I said to them, yesterday I was your daddy,
Anyways, the poet died,
Asked why, couldn’t you wait longer?
Said, impossible, what if opportunity only opened for a moment?
Said I would come in her,
A vampire is knocking,
Damn, I missed it,
Next time, love,
Mouth dripping with your juices,
Consume you like fruit,
You satiate me.
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