The Strange Adventure of a Broke Mercenary Chapter 664
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Chapter 664: Boys Be Boys
“This is Milk, one of my employees and the few trusted individuals in my line of work. Some of you might have seen her in the Luxury Recovery Instance.” Jin introduced the Priest Bellator to his demon exorcists. Needless to say, Rong and Lein were completely mesmerised by her looks (and boobs) as she stood beside Jin and gave a warm introduction.
“First of all. My heart is with Boss here, so don’t have any ideas trying to chase me.” Milk said out straight since she knew how desperate Jin’s customers had tried to chase after her repeatedly.
“And despite the fact that he kept rejecting me, it made my love for him grow even stronger!” Milk screeched as she took the chance to hug him from the side, with her grandiose pair of assets approaching Jin without any warning.
Jin blushed almost immediately, and it reinforced to the girls that Jin was definitely a closet pervert and they even had afterthoughts to burn the dual inscription charms away. Separately, the two boys nearly died from blood loss through their noses as they could practically see everything with the low cut shirt she was wearing.
Naturally, Su Zhen performed her cultivation techniques, summoning a snake to topple the chairs those perverts were sitting to break their concentration at Milk’s assets. And when that was done, Lian took her claw weapons out and sharpened them while staring intently at the boys’ crotch.
Lein and Rong immediately understood the implication of her wanting to gouge their balls out, but the problem was that Lian accidentally revealed her upper thighs when she placed a foot on the toppled chair. (She only wanted to look menacing when she sharpened her claw weapons.)
She did wore a pair of black stockings but it wasn’t the complete ones. Lein already looked away when he accidentally took a glimpse of the forbidden fruit, but to Rong, his face looked as if he had found the holy grail.
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Lian noticed there was something wrong with Rong’s expression, but she realised too late. Hence, she immediately raised her leg that was on the chair and stomped it directly on his face without any warning. Lian then placed her entire weight on her foot, causing him to fall backwards. As if that was not enough, she took a step back…to his crotch in order to make sure that he learnt his lesson for staring at her lewdly.
“Sorry bro, I have to fend for myself.” Lein thought to himself when he heard the muffled screams of his buddy, but then he too found himself in a precarious situation.
An irate snake was staring at him with the intent to bite with extreme lethality caused the Qilin demon cultivator to quickly prostrate in front of the small little white snake and apologised not to do it again.
“Oof, it’s a little extreme, but damn! Those girls really showed the boys their place.” Milk said as she tightened her hug, making Jin more than uncomfortable.
“Okay, okay that’s enough Milk,” Jin begged Milk to release him, and with enough teasing, she sat right beside him, now with a jacket to cover her assets. (The jacket was not helping much, but it was definitely better than nothing.)
“She will accompany you guys for the demon searches and whatever demons you fought, she will record it with a pair of HD camera glasses which I had prepared for her. Should you guys needed any help, she could provide assistance too.”
“But helping too much would prove to be detrimental in your training as demon exorcists, especially the provisional ones. So, I assist only when you guys are in dire danger. Otherwise, I will be there as a spectator.”
“This way, I believe it is good for the provisional demon exorcists too. With the footage from the camera glasses, it will be considered that you all completed the exorcisms in a team. After which, I can send Claire and Grandma Yuan the progress report to promote the rest of you to full fledged exorcists.” Jin explained, and the rest suddenly felt that it’s a rather good deal.
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“What can Ms Milk do? Is she a Western Mage?” Lian asked after perceiving that she had a cross necklace.
“You could say I’m a battle priest.” Milk did not explain further what she specialised in, but it already brought a wave of relief to the group. Having a healer in an inexperienced demon exorcist team was a great boon and not every team was able to afford a healer, much less one who was seasoned in the art of fighting.
“However, there might be times I might need to call her back, so I am leaving her with some portal scrolls so do not be surprised if she suddenly disappeared out of the blue. Of course, I won’t ask for her if you guys are in battle.” Jin added and also explained that the portal scroll allowed Jin to send reinforcements in too if there was a need. However, he did emphasis that with Milk around, there should not be a problem with the team.
“So, what are you suggest for us to hunt?” Lein questioned, and suddenly a devious idea came into Jin’s mind.
“I do not know what is happening there right now, and it would be good to have some eyes in the area. Given that they are demon exorcists, the border guards should allow them to go in and investigate as well. If not, those brats would probably think of a way to go round the situation to fulfil their curiosity.” Jin thought to himself as he used his phone as a remote control. With a few taps, he first opened up an electronic map of China with the aid of the System on the projection screen, and then Jin pointed at the north of Shenzhen.
Dongguan and Huizhou.
“The mountains and forests up there?” Lein asked once more, and Jin nodded his head with adamance.
“Ah! I get what you mean. If I am not mistaken, there are increase sightings of skeleton demons reported in the monthly report, making it easy for us to get samples of the fights. They have the ability to possess animals and encage them in their bones. After which, they will use the bodies of the animals as the host to rampage.” Su Zhen said as she looked through her phone.
“I will like you guys to go there and have a look. But remember safety first. If the situation is grave, retreat.” Jin pretended to know what was going on with a faint smile and the rest also thought that it was a good place to get experience.
Not too long ago, these brats might not have accepted Jin’s mission since they knew that these skeleton demons were like the trash of the trash. However, the encounter with the colossal spider demon had made them learn not to underestimate any task, no matter how easy it sounds. Perhaps, they might encounter a variant which could prove to be useful material for Jin to create too.
However, they all did not know Jin’s actual intention of sending them there.
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