《The Guardian (The Legend of Little Red Riding Hood & Her Wolf)》Chapter 61, A Dire Matter of Passed Gas
Advertisement
The fairies have a glowing tunnel made for us through the creatures who have horns, tails and silver teeth.
It hurts something within to know they were once human, but at this point, death is a mercy. I just hope reversing this is possible.
The blades leave my hands, sinking into the shoulder of a creature about to release that bright pulsating light again, but I threw all the fairies into maintaining a hole in the center. I slide, ducking a farted fireball. I officially hate fireballs. Especially ones that somehow smell of a bonfire mixed with Jack’s passed gas.
“Get through to Fox!” someone yells, speaking of the other team of mages and knights gathered to help us push the creatures into the trap.
Thats when someone behind us screams, “Incoming!”
I spin, keeping Silver at my back, and see the back is being bombarded by lightning, fire, and acid. Along with strangely built creatures with whips as tails. One man screams as a creature bites down on his arm, severing it.
“Move! Silver, get them through, I’m going to send these guys packing,” I say, already gathering a ball of fear.
I jump when someone sets a hand on my shoulder. “Let me,” the woman says, her blue eyes piercing beneath her hood. She’s the one who is a classic Empath… and knows her stuff. I try not to be jealous of how easy and gentle her emotions branch out, so I nod.
I turn back to the front. “Protect her with your life,” Silver growls at Master Black.
Black gives him a straight look, one that reminds me of the look Momma gives when I say something remarkably dumb.
Then me and him jump in the fray, aiming to clear out the creatures in front of the tunnel and get our people through. He kills two, but more try to come. I growl, throwing out my hand and throwing a messy ball of fear at the few in front of us. They falter, and that gives me and Silver along with Nika enough time to drive through them.
Advertisement
“Go go go!” Silver yells, getting our knights and mages through the tunnel and to the other side. I guard one side while they slip through, most having to duck as the pulsating tunnel of white light is only about as tall as me. Xonier, the idiot, hoots and hollers, giving a running leap and slides along the top, lopping off heads and arms and neatly rolling on the other side.
My heart gradually eases itself back into my chest from my throat as he laughs, and then I duck, the fireball farter singeing the top of my short hair. I throw three blades, and then comes the other Empath. She feels so… familiar. Her blue eyes meet mine, and they communicate something I can’t quite put into words.
It’s a mixture of pride and fear and joy and sorrow mixed with something only a beloved person could invoke.
And then she ducks into the tunnel, Master Black seamlessly blocking and dodging and stabbing behind her like a fey of old. Never have I seen someone move so very fast. He threw a knife to block a blade coming at the Empath while doing a flip to avoid a set of claws. He drew a shield from nowhere that blocked acid as the woman walked like a queen with no fear, even in the depths of such a despicable and stinky place.
Once they are through, Silver motions me to go ahead.
I set my teeth and growl, but he glances back at me, his eyes unyielding and his jaw tight. And I know.
He will never leave me again. And he sure as heck isn’t taking his eyes off me.
I duck through the tunnel, sprinting with Arin on my heels as the fairies work to close off the other end and raise a simultaneous bubble around those already through. The sputtering beginnings of a shield rise from the floor just as me and Arin dive through, one severed arm grasping Arin’s leg.
Advertisement
A few dive over the shield that has grown to about twice my height, but they are easily dispatched as we cluster in a half-circle with an empty tunnel at our backs and the fairie’s prism-esque shield before us. We are at the Y and need them to go down the other side. But now we’re stuck here.
But back-up is coming.
I let my head fall against the grimy stone floor at my back, letting my heart come back to normal. Laughter erupts from my lips.
A hand appears above me, and I use it to lever myself upright.
“You’re crazy,” General Verand says, levering me to my feet.
Silver, still on the ground, shakes his head, his eyes burning brightly as a half-smile forms around his lips.
“You don’t know the half of it, sir,” he says, deadpan.
To which I drop a knife on his stomach. Hilt-first, of course.
The lout grabs it before it can hit him, sending me a wink.
I roll my eyes, but can’t help the smile fluttering on my lips.
Advertisement
- In Serial738 Chapters
Refining The Mountains And Rivers
While the blue light blossoms, the insignificant struggle at the bottom. He grasps the opportunity to change his fate and embarks on an unprecedented path…
8 98 - In Serial15 Chapters
I'm a hero? Nope, familiar
Currently on hiatus (short one, I need a break) Ever wanted to be summoned as a hero? Ever wondered when that doesn't work as planned? Well Niles didn't want to either, but both happened to him. Watch as he gets to learn about how much summoning, magic, monsters, and how people can just ruin his day. Hello, author here. I'm new to this, and this is my first fiction. I'm rather bored so I am doing this for fun, but I don't mind learning. If you notice any mistakes in grammar, spelling, plot, etc. Don't hesitate to tell me :) I'll update the tags as the story gets further.
8 117 - In Serial15 Chapters
A Simple Bar In The Multiverse
I'm Lucas, 30 years old and single. I went to drink with some friends that day and when I was walking home, I found some weird glowing door on a wall on which I've never seen anything before. I'm a bit ashamed to say that I instantly tried to open it. Behind it was that weird silver light which I also touched with my bare hand. Don't judge me! I was very drunk. It has nothing to do with my intelligence... Anyway, I seemed to have been transported in a magical room and an invisible female entity has just just given me an offer: Turn this bar into the best bar in the universe where you'll work forever. In exchange I would get great powers with great responsab... Wait! That's spiderman. Anyway, great powers and unlimited lifespan. I think I'll say yes... Follow the story of Lucas, the manager of the Simple Bar, while he turns this seemingly innocuous bar into one that becomes known in the entire Multiverse. Or at least in a big part of it. I mean, the Multiverse is virtually infinite, so... A part of the story will take place in the Divine Realm of the Wanderer's Realms from my first novel 'The Life of a Goddess and a Fox in the Cultivation World '. I will post 1 chapter every week at 7 p.m. EST on Saturday.
8 173 - In Serial9 Chapters
Deus Ex Machina
Narrator Mode On: It is inside. The error, the machine, the program. Now all is broken. Now all is a glitched world. It doesn't remember, it doesn't feel, it doesn't think. Or does it? It arrives at a new land, literally. Now a choice between two gods will be taken. Choose wisely, because your life depends on it. Will it slay the spire, or descend the abyss?
8 52 - In Serial20 Chapters
I Come In Peace
Mel is just your average college student who reads wuxia and xianxia novels. He had just been working on the wikia of one of his favorites, Overturning the Heavens, when he is transported into the world and given a small task: save the Colorful Peaks from imminent destruction, one in which he read about in Overturning the Heavens. No biggie. He got fifteen years - ten more than the main character, Xin Feng, had in the novel - so he should have everything he needed and more.
8 181 - In Serial200 Chapters
Ask Nico di Angelo | √
This is an ask book where you can comment different question/challenges to me, the lovely little Italian Death Angel. Send me questions on anything you would like to know; I'll do my best to answer them.(Please refrain from super sexual anything because I am a fifteen year old virgin gay boy in his first ever relationship.) I will also be adding random thoughts and ideas that come to my head, but they won't come as often as ask answers.Thank you,Nico di Angelo.
8 125

