《THE WAY OF FAITH》CH.99-Cabbage Online
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He Wanying walked quickly between the lions and Daniel, stretching out her hands as if to resist something. She pushed into the air in front of the two lions. As if suppressed by unspeakable force, the lions gradually retreated from the right side of the podium to the middle.
The three people who were originally surrounded by the two lions cheered, high-fived each other and trotted towards the center of the stage. The children in the audience cheered and heard the angel say loudly.
"I have sealed the lions' mouths!They can no longer eat Daniel and his friends!”
The lion's mouth was originally made of cardboard and had a rope that could pull the mechanism so that the lion's mouth could open and close. But after He Wanying said this, Gu Ron'en and Fong Zhiting followed the script and pretended that they couldn't pull the mechanism, but they found that the rope was really stuck.
No matter how hard they tried to pull, they couldn't pull it up.
They immediately felt all goosebumps over their bodies, so just performed without script and tried their best to pull on the rope.
The lion's mouth moved slightly, but it couldn't be opened no matter what.
"Hallelujah!!"The children shouted together.
“The angel sealed the mouths of the lions so that they could not eat Daniel and his two friends.”
The lights dimmed again, and Fong Zhiting quickly put down the cardboard lion and returned to the narrator's seat, picked up the microphone and continued the next act.
"So Daniel, the two men and the two lions stayed in the pit all night."
"Despicable human beings!"Yuan Junfan once again put on his costume and walked out with exaggerated steps, "I wonder if those idiots were happy in the lion's den. Ah, I forgot, they have been eaten!Hahaha!!”
The stage is divided into two areas. On the right side are two lions that cannot open their mouths and three humans sitting yawning and playing guessing games.
A transparent plastic sheet was used as a barrier in the center of the stage so that Nebuchadnezzar could "not see" what was going on in the lion's den.
The children held their breath and stared at Nebuchadnezzar as he once again took out the raw cabbage that had been chewed.
"King Nebuchadnezzar's ministers walked into him, "Fong Zhiting said while reading the script, and suddenly the his mouth twitched, as if the next scene in the script almost made him dumbfounded, "seeing the king so happy from a distance, it's so evil that what she is thinking right now. The minister wanted to curry favor with king further and hoped to receive more gifts from him.”
"My King~ Do you want to go and take a look at those terrible people?"Gu Ron'en bent down and took small steps to move to Yuan Junfan, raised her volume and said in a sharp voice, "You are so powerful, you must scare people half to death!Who in this world dares not to listen to you?"
"Wahahahahaha...ahem, yes!Since you love your king so much - that is, me, the great Nebuchadnezzar, then prove your loyalty to me!"
Huh?Gu Ron'en's heart skipped a beat. Unexpectedly, an unscripted performance suddenly appeared. She suddenly had a bad feeling.
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"Then...then please test me as much as you like!"
Yuan Junfan showed off the raw cabbage that somebody had taken to the kitchen to rinse just now during the transition. Crystal clear water drops were still hanging on the beautiful green grass, and the treacherous minister - Gu Ron'en, was sweating profusely.
"Dear my King..."
"Eat cabbage!"
“Pfft hahahahahaha!!"x39
All the drama team members couldn't bear to look directly at the scene on the stage. Lin Tianzhao was facing the terrifying volume that shook the ceiling, and the painful expression on his face showed his extremely helpless mood.
Although he had long known that the male protagonist was a dangerous person who could go off script at any time and he had no idea where the Yuan's neural switch was, he still used him...
He always felt as if he had shot himself in the foot with a stone, and also Gu Ron'en's'.
And he laughed out loud.
Too hilarious.
Very good, he raised a very weird smile, let "eat cabbage" become a buzzword among the Youth in the last days when he was preparing to join the army. Lin Tianzhao can also make history.
...What, so childish. What an idiot. Now that his drama team is completely out of his control, he might as well continue to encourage Yuan Junfan and screw up the whole plot!
Long live the abnormal!Lin Tianzhao thought optimistically, and habitually reached out to pat his thigh and gave a thumbs up to the stage.
"Eat cabbage!If you don't eat it, it proves that you are unfaithful!"
Gu Ron'en finally gave up with a shocked expression on her face, secretly took a deep breath and took a bite of the cabbage...
…Tasty!Her eyes lit up and she realized that raw cabbage was really good, so she took another bite.
The co-workers were all stunned and stared at the traitor happily eating cabbage on the stage.
"Oh!Nebuchadnezzar's minister showed him unparalleled loyalty!She even took two bites of cabbage!"
"Yeah!!"Children shouted.
Yu Ruoling hugged her little sister and was so speechless that her mouth almost cramped. What kind of script is this?She thought, who on earth suggested bringing "eating cabbage" to the stage?When did Brother Tianzhao’s style become so crooked?Not only did he plot against his brother to eat cabbage, but other co-workers who performed in this play also shared the same difficulties.
Why on earth should they eat cabbage...?…Wait, this prop will continue to be used in the next scene... She suddenly had a bad premonition.
That the next drama is wrote by her and will perform in collaboration with Brother Tianzhao -
- She is one of the heroines.
Imagine herself holding raw cabbage and gnawing on the stage. There are materialize black lines, hanging on her head, which was about to all hit the floor.
"King, let's go see that idiot Daniel and the remaining two idiots now~"
"That's right!Let's go see those idiots, hahahaha!"
The lights dimmed again, and the children could only hear the sound of the rollers sliding on the ground in the dim space, and a tall shadow could be vaguely pushed out.
"King Nebuchadnezzar and his ministers came to the lion's den. It was very quiet there. Even the roars of the lions could not be heard. "Fong Zhiting said, "They were walking in the dark tunnel, holding torches of burning fire in hands.”
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Lin Yinxiang, who had always been calm, finally laughed and leaned against the wall after seeing what the torches was made of.
"King, the lion's den is here."Gu Ron'en raised the "torch" in her hand. For the time being, the pulley hanger, which can be regarded as the defensive door of the lion's den, properly blocked the three and Nebuchadnezzar, the king and his ministers.
"Do you want... to open the door?"Gu asked timidly.
So awesome, Yu Ruoling's eyes widened slightly. Gu Ron'en showed not only hesitation, but also people could instantly understand what she was hesitating about.
She was worried that if Daniel and the others were really protected by God and not eaten by lions, then the lions who were bound by iron chains and could only rush to the entrance of the pit without being able to come out would probably be torn apart by hunger.
Iron chains that have not been replaced for many years are rusty and fragile. After all, when they are extremely hungry and cannot eat people close by, the instinct of animals will make them become anxious and angry - not to mention lions, she, Yu Ruoling is a terrorist who will feel unhappy because of hunger - like this come, it will be Nebuchadnezzar and his ministers who will be eaten by the lions.
Gu Ron'en is really suitable for development in the field of performing arts. Yu thought, said that as a talented person with good looks, very explosive singing, and very real and unpretentious acting skills, Gu's talents are almost buried in the ordinary workplace.
Yu still held her little sister and watched the progress of the next scene with great interest. Seeing Gu Ron'en opening the door of the pit cautiously and timidly, then quickly retracting to Yuan Junfan, and then Yuan Junfan yelled into the pit with a sticky and sharp tone. Finally, Brother Tianmo, Brother Xinyong, and Shao Xu'an walked out of the depths of the pit in a swaggering manner.
What's funny is that these three ruffian-like male protagonists actually stood in a crooked row, giving those two people winks and blowing kisses.
…If Daniel and his three friends knew what they were doing, they would definitely smashed by the hammer through the church floor.
"King Nebuchadnezzar and his ministers were stunned when they saw Daniel and the others walking out unscathed."
"Oh my fury fur, why!Why weren't you eaten!"
Lin Tianmo put his hands on his hips and said in a rather annoying manner like a model walking on the catwalk, "Because God sent His angels to save us. How about it?Are you scared?"
"Impossible!I am the most powerful in the world!"
"Tsk, shut up and be good. If you are really the most powerful king, then why are the three of us standing here to show you today?"
"King Nebuchadnezzar was very angry. "Fong Zhiting winked at the audience, and the cabbage that had just been secretly taken to the kitchen and washed again was quietly placed on the podium from the backstage by a co-worker from the props team, "He was so angry that he threw the torch in his hand to the ground."
Yuan Junfan threw away the baseball bat torch in his hand.
"And was so angry that he stomped on the floor with all his strength."
Yuan Junfan stamped his feet vigorously.
"He still feels very angry -"
"- And took a bite of cabbage."
"Waaaaa!!"The children in the audience shouted together again.
The senior group even laughed so much that they couldn't help but leave a few red handprints on the teachers, while the oldest little brother in the kindergarten group couldn't help but choking himself.
Yu Ruoling twitched her mouth and worked hard to hold the mouthful of boiled water in her mouth - Jesus knew she almost vomited on her little sister's head - and turned her head to see Brother Tianzhao's reaction. …Well, she just wanted to ask…
Are you the director or the audience?Is it really okay to smile so happily?
"My most loyal subject!Why did you lie to me!"Yuan yelled.
No one lied to you!This line is illogical!Yu finally roared in her heart, feeling that this line was full of points that she didn't know whether to roast about or not.
"My king, I didn't lie to you!I really didn't know they wouldn't be eaten!"Gu yelled also.
"No!Damn it!Now you have caused me to offend three people who are protected by magical powers!I want to punish you!"Yuan Junfan grabbed the "torch" that was thrown on the ground, and then snatched the "torch" from Gu Ron'en's hand, "Now I want to impose a punishment on you!You impolite minister!I want to curse you!"
"What the hell of punishment?!Damn it, what do you mean by an impolite minister!I have been assisting you with all my heart for so long!"
"You caused me to offend God!It was you who was there to bewitch me!"
The Long brothers began to quietly copy and imitate the quarrel on stage in the audience, and their lifelike interpretations almost perfectly imitated Yuan Junfan and Gu Ron'en's accents and emotions.
"Look at yourself!If I had known better, I wouldn't have promoted you to be my minister!"
"The quarrel between King Nebuchadnezzar and this impolite minister became more and more fierce. The three gradually moved farther away from them, fearing that King Nebuchadnezzar's anger would lose control."
As Fong Zhiting narrated the script, the two people on the stage who were acting more and more enthusiastically gradually became silent. In the end, it was like they were performing a mime, with bigger body movements and more comical performances.
"Suddenly, King Nebuchadnezzar threw the torch."
The famous Nebuchadnezzar slammed his baseball bat to the ground.
"I...I want to punish you!Punishing you!Stay in prison for the rest of your life, forever!And you… the only choice of your three meals a day, -"
"- is cabbage!!"
Fuck!This is simply the most terrible curse for a foodie!Yu Ruoling thought in horror.
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