Quick timeline just to make it clear

Bella and Eddie's wedding aug 13

Andrews birthday aug 18

Marco birth aug 21

Now Aug 25/26

Bella find out she's preggo Aug 30

Have I left the Vivian and Logan alone since Marco was born? Nope. It's been four days and I'm just up in their space. They left the hospital two nights ago. To be fair I'm also here to help Viv because my girl is in pain.

"I'm never having sex again." She tells me as I help her back from the bathroom. "Ever." Logan's out grocery shopping.

"Whatever you want hun." I tell her.

"If that's the case shave me." She says and I snort. "I'm serious! I'm happy I had a C-section, it would've been so embarrassing to have them see my hairy vagina."

"If it makes you feel better they probably see them all the time."

"It doesn't." She whines. "Please Cel."

"Ask Logan, I'll babysit."

"He's never allowed near my vagina again."

"Drama Queen." I mutter. "But look at the baby you guys made."

"Yea yea very cute, you just had to carry me to and from the bathroom. Never again."

"I have a wax kit I can bring tomorrow." I offer and she nods. "Fine."

"Does waxing hurt?"

"Can't be worse than having a baby."

"No it can not." She agrees. "Wait I have a question."

"Shoot."

"If you guys never change does your hair grow?"

"Nope and thanks to my waxing habit I'm forever hairless." I tell her. "And thank gods I didn't get bangs before I was changed or I would be stuck with those too."

"Crazy."

"Totally."

"So you're just hairless."

"Yup."

"Lucky."

"Yup."

-Next day-

"Emmett's calling" Vivian tells me.

"Answer and put it on speaker." I tell her seeing as I'm preoccupied waxing her.

"Hello."

"Hey." I say. "What's up?"

"Called to see what you're doing."

"Waxing Vivian." I tell him and then pull a strip.

"Shit hurts." She says, either to me or him who knows.

"Yea well you asked for it." I tell her applying another strip. "Anyways what's up with you babe?"

"I'm bored."

"Bother Calvin."

"He's out with Rose."

"Jasper?"

"In a mood."

"You're in a mood!" Jasper yelled and it made me and Vivian laugh, until I ripped the next strip off anyway.

"Son of a cunt." Vivian curses.

"I'm gonna bite and ask, what are you even waxing?"

"Logan's next meal."

"Bitch don't tell him that!" She says as Emmett laughs.

"It's Emmett, he's literally heard you two having sex in my house that one time." I say and she blushes. "Anyway, hang out with Andy and Bree."

"But I miss you."

"You'll survive babe."

"Fine, I'll call you later."

"Love you."

"I love you too."

"You guys are so cute it's disgusting." Vivian says. "Are you putting it on my clit?"

"Technically it's the hood." I tell her. "Don't worry after this it's just the butt strip."

"That's horrifying."

"I know."

-

"I think you have baby fever." Paul jokes because I'm once again holding Marco.

"No I just love my god son."

"Yea okay, so why do keep smelling him?"

"He has blood and I'm a vampire." I deadpan. "He's so tiny Paul look." I move to sit next to him.

"That's how babies work Onyx."

"I'm tired of you."

"Yea okay." Paul stands to wash his hands. "Give me."

"But I want to hold him."

"Go see Emmett." Vivian suggests. "We'll be fine for a few hours."

"Fine."

-

I am going to go see Emmett however, I'm going to get my pets first. And to meddle. I love that shit. But everything's been so crazy I haven't had time yet.

"Oh Seth!" I call as I walk into the Clearwater's house, I do in fact have keys to everyone's house in case you're wondering. "Achilles!" I yell as he comes barreling down the steps. "Hi baby how are you?" I sit on the floor with him. "Did you have fun?"

"We had a great time." Seth says, he's caring Athena who looks content.

"I bet you guys did." I say. "Soooo anything new you want to talk about?" I smirk as I watch his body stiffen and hear his heart speed up a bit.

"Nope."

"Seth."

"Celeste."

"Fine. I guess I'll just ask Leah."

"Go ahead." We sit there petting the animals in silence for a little.

"She likes peonies if you were curious." I offer.

"I'm not."

"And the color purple, but pastel not bright."

"Don't care."

"Her birthday is April 1st so she's a Aries."

"Good for her."

"Moody moody." I joke and stand up. "If you don't want it to be anything it doesn't have to be. Fuck what anyone else says."

"I'm keeping Athena longer." He says.

"Sure kid." I say and put Achilles leash on. "I'll see you later."

"Bye."

"Oh and her name is Bree in case you didn't know that."

"Bye!" He slams the door on my face and I chuckle. He's so cute and sweet.

-

I pull up to the Cullen house and I can already hear Andrew and Emmett smack talking about Mario cart. Boys will be boys they say. Me and Achilles walk up into the house to see them playing as if it means life or death.

"Beat his ass Andy." I tell him and go sit with Bree who's reading a magazine. "Who's sleeping with who now?"

"Mmm apparently Jlo is back with her ex, whatever his name is." Bree tells him.

"Of course she is."

"And apparently Arvil Lavigne has been cloned and replaced with said clone."

"Always fun in Hollywood."

"Right."

"Ha suck it loser!" Andy yells as he wins, me and Bree clap for him as he dances around Emmett.

"I want a rematch."

"You're on loser."

"Be nice to him Andy his ego is fragile, like Jasper's" I joke and Jasper comes rushing in.

"My ego is not fragile."

"Whatever you say ranger rick." I shrug. "I just think if it wasn't you would be playing with them."

"Give me a remote." He says going to sit with the other two.

"Works everytime." I say to Bree and she giggles.

-

"HA! Suck that!" I yell at the boys. I was roped into playing and now I've beaten them three times in a row. "Now pay up." Yes I put money on it, it's motivating.

"Damn it." Andy says slapping the money into my hand.

"Alright alright don't worry there no need to cry." I tell him. "I'm going to see Marco again so you can stop losing to me."

"Leave that poor baby alone."

"My godson loves me asshole." I say sticking my tongue out. "Besides no one asked you."

"She has baby fever." Jasper jokes.

"I do not."

"Sure you don't."

"Baby fever implies I want my own. I don't I just like this one, no it's not the same thing Ranger Rick." I point at him. "Besides I'm his godmother I'm allowed to smother him in love and never leave his side."

"Baby fever." Jasper sings before darting away worried I was gonna beat him. I wasn't but I did think about it.

"Men." I sigh. "Alright babe I'm off."

"No stay with me." Emmett says coming to wrap his arms around me. "I haven't seen you in days."

"I've been here for like four hours babe."

"You guys disgust me." Andrew says. "Bree wanna go run around?"

"Yes!" They disappear out the house in a blur.

"He thinks we're like watching his parents kiss." I tell Emmett and he laughs. "Now seriously I'm going to go see my godson."

"You love him more than me don't you?"

"Hundred percent."

"Fine go. Leave me here to die alone."

"Kk." I say and kiss his cheek. "Come on Achilles."

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