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❝In every outthrust headland, in every curving beach, in every grain of sand there is the story of the earth.❞ —Rachel Carson
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"Um, hello, anyone there?"
"This is some weird customer service you've got going on here."
"So tell me, Fine-Apple-Guy, what do you have in stock?"
"I thought you were low on cantaloupe."
"Okay. I'll place an order for uh... Everything here is vegan-friendly, correct?"
"I know, I'm just making sure. Sometimes that info's all in the fine print. You might be surprised."
"Yeah, I'll take uh... two pounds of mangoes."
"654 Holloway Street, Letterman, Florida."
"Kale Bosworth."
"... If you think I haven't heard that joke before, you are remarkably thick."
"Yeah, apparently I do."
"Can we please just get on with this?"
"Excuse me? I just want a snack, man. I'm basically broke; I don't have money to just throw around. Who do you think I am?"
"Do you get a lot of complaints about your mangoes?"
"Any other pressing questions?"
"Um, excuse you?! What gives you--fruit vendor guy--the right to know details like that about my personal life?"
"..."
"How exactly do you know her, anyway?"
"Well, if you're gonna ask for details about my relationship, we need to become friends first, which means I need to hear your side of the story. Fair?"
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a/n: fine apple now has 40k reads! can't believe it. thanks all <3
tina
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Maker Of Power
Reality turns Legend. Legend turns Myth. And Myth vanishes over time. But not these Myths. Not this Legends. Not this Reality. No. These are stories that everyone knows. Stories sang time and time again. Tales of magic powerful enough to rival whole kingdoms. And the people that wield that magic. Everyone knows them. The tale of Velacinir, the Great. The song of Alek, the Skilful. The Legend of Waner, the Lost Smith. The Myth of Kaveli, the Unifier. All people know these things. These Storys, Legends, Myths, Tales, Songs. And mostly everyone thinks they never happened. But they did. And I was part of them. All of them. I was there. I might not have been the one to kill the dragon. The one that found the skill of resurrection. The one that fought whole armies for their family. I might have not been those people but I was there. Because although I may have not done those things, the people that did it weren't created from night to day. They did not just appear. They were taught like everyone else. They were just better at the things that people taught them. That I taught them. Yes. I am not the one that songs are being written about. I may not be the one whose legends perdures even until today. But one thing I am. I am their teacher, their instructor. I am the one that made them what they became. I am... Who am I? I had many names through the ages, but there was one that stuck to me the most. I am the Maker of Power. But like the ones that I thought. I was also a normal person before everything that happened. And this is how it all happened. This is MY Story. MY Legend. MY Myth. MY Song and MY Tale. This is MY beginning. And YOU SHALL LEARN IT. ------------------- Release schedule: Nonexistent.
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I was once a hero and this is about my reincarnation and my ordinary life and how i got summoned in another world as twist of fate to become a hero agian .-Would like you to comment so i can know my mistakes and better it THANK YOU
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Careless God
A basic careless god. Playing with high school students in japan for fun. Despite the boring character that god plays, god makes things funnier by tormenting the students for fun. Giving powers to random students from other schools and telling them about the club of the students who he gave the power to fight each other.
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F Ranked: World Domination with the Weakest System
Ralph had always dreamed of world domination, but when you are living in a world where monsters appear and portals open up like confetti, where magic is in schoolbooks and powerful beings called the awakeners protect the world, such dreams can not be anything but that. Dreams. Now on a path to live a normal life as a normal person, a stroke of misfortune pushes Ralph into a situation of life and death. {You have died} {The dormant system has awoken} {The system greets its host.} {System Rank: F} Maybe World Domination doesn't have to be just a dream anymore? A thrilling tale of a kind yet maniacal genius dreaming of world domination begins in Agriche, the greatest academy in the world! **** Thanks for checking out F-Ranked! I hope you can give it a read. Expect a light hearted story with tons of action and emotional moments in a futuristic academy setting! Updates: 7-14 chapters every week! Discord: https://discord.gg/2xzY5JZzWR
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MUSINGS.. A collection of poetry
Poetry is.. beauty, style and grace;Poetry is.. insightful, precious and profound;Poetry is.. ecstasy, passion and glee;Poetry is.. past, present and future;Poetry is.. heart, mind and soul;Poetry is truly a blessing..Feel the same? Somewhat??Then you could as well sit back, relax and start musing.. I mean start reading this book- MUSINGS.. A collection of poetry.This is where I will put together all the poems that I wrote earlier, and will hopefully post whenever I write later on. But I won't be posting it in order. So yeah, have fun reading and sharing your thoughts. I would love to read your precious feedback here. Happy reading folks!!Love and peace✌
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