Chapter 81 SOS, My Boyfriend Is Jingfen 07

Ye Shan, who was kissed by Ye Shinian in the round [beep--] part: "..."

He thinks his whole chinchilla is bad!

Why is this happening?

When he was a real meow, his peach blossoms only kissed him occasionally, but now, he has become a chubby chinchilla, and his peach blossoms will always kiss him...?

Is it because the chinchilla's ass is rounder and fatter than the kitten's?

Ye Shan was a little embarrassed and turned his head angrily. He felt a little hot and a little shy, but the deepest feeling in Ye Shan's heart... was anger!

Even if he was kissed by his noble [beep--], as a noble chinchilla, he would still be angry with Ye Shinian!

How can he let him eat a piece of meat?

He is not a real chinchilla. When he is in the form of a chinchilla, he is indeed not suitable for eating meat, but when he turns into a humanoid, he can drink and eat meat freely, right?

But Ye Shinian, like a monk eating fast food, cooks fast food for him in different ways every day!

Ye Shan said that he really couldn't bear it anymore, so he was so angry that he lost his temper with Ye Shinian.

What's it like to live without meat?

Might as well get a divorce!

Although, he and the peach blossom of this life, it seems that they are not married yet...

Ye Shinian finally realized his mistake.

It turns out that his little mouse can also eat meat.

By the way, chinchillas can't eat meat, but chinchillas can.

His little goblin is a goblin, not a mortal thing?

Thinking like this, Ye Shinian couldn't help but rubbed his face on the "unspeakable part" of the little chinchilla because he was angry, and whispered, "You want to eat meat, that's fine. I'll do it. Meat dishes are the best. In the future, tell me what you want to eat and what you want. I...will carefully observe your preferences and take good care of you in the future."

Ye Shan's tail moved and accidentally slapped Ye Shinian in the face.

Ye Shinian: "..."

Ye Shan: "..."

"Cuckoo!" Although it wasn't intentional, his tail really hit Ye Shinian's face, so he had to twist his chubby body with difficulty, then turned his face to Ye Shinian's face, and whispered "Cuckoo " a few times.

Ye Shinian's face suddenly became hideous and terrifying.

Ye Shan knew that this was Ye Shinian happy again.

Then he heard Ye Shinian's aura similar to that of an underworld boss, and said fiercely to him: "Don't worry, in the future, as long as you become a humanoid, I will give you meat every meal. But... when you grow up , I must also let me eat meat every day, otherwise..."

Ye Shan stared at Ye Shinian with a pure and innocent face, as if asking, what if you don't eat meat?

Ye Shinian's voice suddenly became hoarse, and then his face still had the attitude of a gangster and a good prostitute.

"Otherwise, I will lock you in this villa, and you can only put on all kinds of clothes I gave you. Every day from waking up to closing your eyes, you can only see me alone, and only like me alone. , and then, I will lead you into the dark room on Monday, into the college-style room on Tuesday, into the room with handcuffs and so on that you are particularly afraid of, and into the room on Thursday. A room with a water bed, go into a room with a little eunuch's clothes on Friday and let you be a little eunuch, Saturday... Then, until the whole villa's rooms are turned, I'll take you to a more interesting place... "

His voice became even lower and he became hoarse: "I believe that the basement that I arranged with my own hands, my little cat, will definitely like it very much."

Ye Shan: "..."

Ye Shan: "..."

Didn't he say that the darling of this world is him? Why is his peach blossom still... threatening him?

Although... it seems to be quite interesting.

Ye Shan's face became more and more red, but the little chinchilla's body didn't react at all, it was still as pure as white paper.

So Ye Shinian forced him again: "Also, in each room, when we are officially..., I will let several of my sub-personalities change every few minutes!"

Ye Shan: "..."

He was silent for a while, then jumped down from Ye Shinian's hand, turned into a human shape, stretched out his hand, grabbed Ye Shinian's chin, and said, "Hey, you give me meat, and I'll give you meat. Say. All right."

Then put out your little finger again.

Ye Shinian made a decision with Ye Shan with an expressionless face.

Then Ye Shan rushed Ye Shinian to make dried fish for him.

"I like to eat fish, I really like it. However, you must never cut the fish, especially the fish tail, into pieces in front of me in the future, otherwise... We will also eat the meat slowly in sections in the future. , I will never let you have a good time..."

...

Ye Shan's study of script and acting skills ended soon.

Ye Shinian has been studying with Ye Shan during the period. Ye Shan's acting skills and ability to control the script have improved step by step, but Ye Shinian... still can't act at all.

Reluctantly performed plays are also scumbags.

However, Ye Shinian's acting is quite scumbag, but other aspects are excellent, such as the crew he personally selected, and the shooting of Ye Shan's TV series, etc., all publicity is in place.

Because of the generous price offered by Ye Shinian, some actors with good acting skills or some famous actors came to participate in the performance. Ye Shan's script was well written, and the director and staff selected by Ye Shinian were also down-to-earth and hardworking. Apart from acting skills, there is nothing bad about it, so after two months, the dog blood drama Mermaid and the Demon Sect leader were finished.

The entire crew took a month off and began to prepare for the next film.

--Ye Shan has discovered that after Ye Shinian finished filming the first film, the demon leader, one of the sub-personalities, almost no longer exists. Ye Shinian's own facial expression was also slightly better, but only slightly.

In Ye Shan's view, the current Ye Shinian still has a serious cognitive impairment of facial expressions.

That's why he thought of continuing to make the second, third and other stories related to Ye Shinian's sub-personality.

Ye Shan thought, when these stories are finished, Ye Shinian's main character and sub-personality should be able to truly merge. His peach blossoms can also return to normal.

And while Ye Shan was filming the stories he wrote non-stop, Ye Shinian really looked more and more normal, and those sub-personalities appeared less and less.

Ye Shan didn't know whether to be happy or sad.

He thought that, in any case, his peach blossoms can unite their souls, which should be good for peach blossoms.

Since it was good for Peach Blossom, Ye Shan thought that it was also good for himself.

It took Ye Shan and Ye Shinian four full years to film these stories about Ye Shinian's sub-personality written by Ye Shan - in fact, it didn't take that long.

However, Ye Shinian keeps improving. And what he strives for is only his and Ye Shan's - kissing and bedding.

Others were filming other scenes, so he took Ye Shan according to the script written by Ye Shan, went to all kinds of hidden woods, cars and other hidden places, installed all kinds of cameras, and started to pull Ye Shan. Shanpai only has some dirty and very dirty scenes of the two of them.

And every time they have to shoot several scenes, then Ye Shinian pulls Ye Shan, and the two watch these scenes together. Ye Shinian gets close to Ye Shan and asks Ye Shan if he likes it...

Although Ye Shan was also a veteran driver, he thought that his body of the chinchilla demon was still young, so he became shy righteously.

But Ye Shinian kept asking questions, and the scene didn't really end until he got Ye Shan's accurate answer.

So Ye Shan's script lasted for four years before it was finally finished.

At this time, the last two TV series have been released, and the others have already begun to be broadcast on various TV stations.

The name of Ye Shan's dog-blooded little king was also spread two years ago.

Because Ye Shan is the creator of the script, and the bloody script he created is really... bloody, people have to scold the blood, but they are reluctant to give up this bloody film.

Moreover, looking at the acting skills of the actors in this bloody drama, in addition to Ye Shinian's acting skills that are almost impossible to look directly at, there is also Ye Shan's astonishing acting skills.

Of course, the most surprising thing for those who watch the show is that Ye Shan can still perform such a shocking performance in the face of Ye Shinian's scumbag acting.

Especially Ye Shan still looks good.

With a good figure, a good face, narrowed eyes, and a slight smile, he looks like a thief!

And when he laughs, the two small dimples on his cheeks make people want to poke across the screen!

So even if Ye Shan, the bloody little king, almost never participates in various variety shows and promotions, Ye Shan has attracted a large number of die-hard fans with a lightning-quick momentum.

And the most common thing for those die-hard fans is to drool and become crazy about Ye Shan's occasional food or selfie under Ye Shan's personal web page, and at the same time, they start yelling for Ye Shan to stop. Stop filming those bloody dramas, and don't do CP with Ye Shinian again, otherwise Ye Shan's good looks and talent will be delayed!

After Ye Shinian had finished filming all those scripts, his whole person became much more normal.

Ye Shan is not sure whether all the sub-personality in Ye Shinian's body has really disappeared, but he knows that Ye Shinian can be the main character of Ye Shinian for almost a whole month now.

Ye Shinian's assistant Xu Qiao also found out about this, and was both happy and sad. Glad that his Boss is finally normal, but sad that this main character Boss is actually the most difficult one to handle.

But Ye Shinian still has the same misunderstanding of his expression as before. When facing Ye Shan, he clearly has a lingering affection in his heart. He wants to be gentle with his sweetheart, but his face always looks like he wants to kill. .

Fortunately, Ye Shan didn't care about those, and the two of them were still living well.

As for the messages on his personal homepage that persuaded him not to be a CP with Ye Shinian...

Ye Shan just sent out his and Ye Shinian's hand wearing the engagement ring.

He thought that this would be enough to prove everything.

The expression on Ye Shinian's face immediately became more vicious.

Then he hugged Ye Shan and said that he would take Ye Shan to the island for vacation.

Ye Shan raised his eyebrows slightly, thought for a while, as if thinking of something, kissed Ye Shinian's lips, and then agreed.

Three days later, Ye Shinian personally drove the helicopter and brought Ye Shan to the island.

There was no one on the island, but there were countless robots walking around and lining up where they got off the plane to sprinkle rose petals.

The wedding march was also played.

Ye Shan couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Ye Shinian's face finally turned a little red.

But he still calmly straightened his hair that was blown by the wind, and then seriously knelt down on one knee towards Ye Shan, holding a small box with a large diamond ring in his hand.

"Xiao Xiao, marry me."

Ye Shan was happy in his heart, but he couldn't help but said badly: "Then, if I don't agree, what are you going to do?"

Ye Shinian's face was red, and the tips of his ears were also red, and he said blankly, "Then Xiao Miao will marry me." After a pause, he said, "Don't refuse, otherwise, I will lock Xiao Miao here. On the island, all my life... I'm the only one who can see you, meet you..."

Ye Shinian swears that this is an idea that has been brewing in his heart for a long time.

And this small island is also carefully arranged by him - he wants to keep his little cat here, so that in his eyes and heart, there is only a place for him.

Ye Shinian is even thinking now, if his Xiao Miao really refuses his marriage proposal, can he just keep Xiao Miao here?

Only the two of them in life.

Ye Shan's face was also red.

He only thought that Ye Shinian was joking, but after thinking about it, he still took the ring.

Then, he passed his hand to Ye Shinian.

Ye Shinian personally put a ring on Ye Shan and kissed Ye Shan's hand.

He felt a little regret in his heart, but, thinking about it carefully, he didn't seem to have anything to regret.

Because his memory seems to have recovered a bit.

He really shut his little cat into a world where only him was.

Because in this world, except for him and his little cat, everyone and everything left are just data.

Although, he will never tell this secret to his little cat.

Ye Shinian's eyes became more and more fierce, but his heart was very gentle.

Then, he picked up his little goblin and planned to have a good vacation on this small island, um, but also a good ... done countless times!

The dirty scenes written by his goblin are all very wonderful and beautiful. Among the scenes they filmed before, these dirty scenes are the most hearty, smooth, dripping, dripping, dripping.

However, Ye Shinian thought that he could also tell his goblins in person that, in addition to those beautiful and beautiful [beep-] scenes, they could also have some... more wild, unrestrained and wanton.

He would make his goblin happy enough to cry.

Ye Shinian's eyes sank, and his heart was also very excited.

Ye Shan was also a little excited.

He could probably feel that Ye Shinian seemed to want to be stronger in the [unspeakable] matter this time.

Although Ye Shan prefers gentle peach blossoms, occasionally strong peach blossoms in that respect... It seems that it is not unacceptable.

System: "..." The host and the host's strategy target are really what kind of pot and what kind of cover, a natural pair!

Ye Shan: "..." I only admit the last four words!

...

In the days that followed, Ye Shan and Ye Shinian lived better and better.

Ye Shan found that Ye Shinian's sub-personality seemed to appear occasionally, as if it could not be called a sub-personality. Because Ye Shinian was really insane at the beginning, he mistakenly thought that he was a schizophrenic person, and then automatically imagined several sub-personalities for himself according to the only memory left at that time, to miss his lover and ease him ahead of schedule. The world, and his lover hadn't come to him with that grumpy and powerless feeling.

When Ye Shan appeared in front of him and tried his best to "cure" him, Ye Shinian felt Ye Shan's love for him, although he knew that Ye Shan's love for him was definitely not as good as his love for Ye Shan. But those likes are enough for Ye Shinian to gradually "return to normal".

Just imagining yourself as a sub-personality, imagining you have a mental problem, and then playing an interesting "game" with your little lover, seems really good.

Especially when Ye Shinian found out that every time his little lover looked at him pitifully with red cheeks and wet eyes, Ye Shinian couldn't help it... He wanted to use various identities to "ruthlessly" bully his little lover.

Although Ye Shan later found out Ye Shinian's intentions, but once it is contaminated, it is difficult to quit.

So, although Ye Shan rebuked Ye Shinian "righteously" every time after the incident and rejected the matter, the next time, he would still...cough.

The system said in his heart, look, host, you don't have the face to say it yourself!

...

Thousands of years passed slowly.

Originally, Ye Shan's peach blossom soul could only maintain this world for five hundred years, but the system finally felt that it was wrong to the host, so it endured the danger of growing needles every day, and was wronged and secretly helped the host. Peach Blossom has extended this world for another five hundred years, giving Ye Shan and Ye Shan's Peach Blossom a thousand years of leisure time together.

No mission, no one who dares to provoke them.

They only need to enjoy the leisure and happiness of life, and occasionally learn all kinds of strange skills.

When Ye Shan opened his eyes again, he had already returned to his bed.

He was a little lost, but he recovered quickly and asked the system if he needed to enter the world that the system originally sent him to-he still remembered that the system told him that the world's Peach blossom, it seems that there is really a problem with IQ.

System: "It doesn't matter. The host can move around, eat something, take a day's rest, and enter the next world while sleeping normally at night."

Ye Shan hesitantly said: "Then, if his brain is not good, will he endure hardship in that world...?"

System: "Haha." An octopus monster with a powerful force value, no matter how hard his brain is, he will never endure hardship, okay?

However, the system is conducting data analysis all the time, so it decided that the peach blossom that hosts the next world is actually an octopus monster, so don't tell its host.

Although the octopus monster and the peach blossom are both pink, the system thinks that the host should like that color.

However, the system silently concealed this matter for the time being.

So Ye Shan ignorantly lay on the bed for a while before he got up and took out the food that his peach blossoms had cooked for him in various worlds from the mustard seed space.

During the day, he even went out.

After taking a change of clothes and taking a shower at night, and putting on a mask, he started to sleep on the bed and let the system help him to travel.

The system was stunned, as if it was crashing.

Its host probably didn't notice it just now, but as a system, it is most sensitive to numbers.

It just discovered that the host's Xiao Nene seems to be... missing two?

Of course, this is only because of its sensitivity as a system, it's not that it has any lewd thoughts and likes to pay attention to the number of hostess!

Absolutely!

The author has something to say: Well, the little attack that really has a problem with the brain in the next world is the octopus monster~~Pink pink oh~ Xiaoshou is the grass growing on the head...plantshou!